Concerning bier I'm biased 

Real bier (IMO 

) can be produced only in five places (all in Belgium)  by Cistercian monk and should be named :
Chimay, Orval, Westmalle or Rochefort.
The Rochefort  is the finest and the only brewage that can pretent competiting with wine 

@Storch : I'll still say donkey piss (or pisse d'ane) because it's perhaps more offensive but also more descriptif IMO 
