New bettle poll...

[lazs2]

Do you still beat your wife?

Only yes or no answers will be counted.

lazs

[beet1e]

Invalid poll. The question assumes the respondent has a wife. No woman has a wife, so clearly women cannot vote in this poll. Which is what you wanted, I guess...

Also, the poll has been posted in the wrong forum, which is bound to skew the results.

[ra]

  Yes, I still do not continue to beat my wife, and I always will, never.

[mars01]

I love that song by the Dead Milkmen - Gonna Beat My Wife.  

For those that don't know it, its a take off of a James Brown song and a joke on him.   Hit the kazzaa and go find it for a good laugh.

[Morpheus]

LOL wtf

[Zanth]

Originally posted by beet1e
...No woman has a wife, so clearly women cannot vote in this poll...

In America nowdays this isn't as safe a statement as it once was....

[lazs2]

women are never allowed to vote in my polls.

lazs

[nopoop]

A jeez I thought it said a Beet1e poll..

Well I'd vote but you'all have heard about my wife..

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by lazs2
women are never allowed to vote in my polls.

lazs

LOL:D

[Shane]

lazs is the only one allowed to pull his lever - he's afraid women would leave his little chad hanging.

[lazs2]

shane... I will admit that women are usefull..  voting is not one of their uses tho.

So far... the poll proves that while wife beating is rampant among AH players... very few will admit it.    

I expected frivolous answers and scorn from the furballers but expected the missunz doodz and sky accountants to follow directions.

lazs

[BlkKnit]

Originally posted by lazs2
Do you still beat your wife?

Only yes or no answers will be counted.

lazs

No

explanation: new bed, cant get under it and have no where else to hide

[g00b]

Arg... WTF. either let us delete our own posts or move the new topic and reply buttons to opposite sides of the screen.

This is in reply to (New bettle poll... )

The correct answer is mu!

is mu!

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mu as defined by dictionary.com



1. The country code for Mauritius.

2. /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick
question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?". Assuming
that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the
answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat
your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it
suggests that you have one and are still beating her.
According to various Discordians and Douglas Hofstadter the
correct answer is usually "mu", a Japanese word alleged to
mean "Your question cannot be answered because it depends on
incorrect assumptions".

Hackers tend to be sensitive to logical inadequacies in
language, and many have adopted this suggestion with
enthusiasm. The word "mu" is actually from Chinese, meaning
"nothing"; it is used in mainstream Japanese in that sense,
but native speakers do not recognise the Discordian
question-denying use. It almost certainly derives from
overgeneralisation of the answer in the following well-known
Rinzei Zen teaching riddle:

A monk asked Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?"
Joshu retorted, "Mu!"

[lazs2]

I asked for yes or no answer so your answer would be thrown out.    also... it would not be the correct answer for people who have stopped beating their wife nor, would it be the correct answer for those who continue to do so ...

lazs

[lazs2]

so.... it would appear that everyone who answered the poll properly so far (had to throw out some answers as nonresponsive) admits to beating their wife now or in the past.

lazs