Author Topic: leave request to the CO  (Read 176 times)

Offline jeebuz

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leave request to the CO
« on: April 30, 2004, 09:26:53 AM »
Sir,
Request permission to leave the base and drive through the town in a stolen jeep insulting the locals, sir, and waving private parts at said locals. Later, after tattoos, will crash jeep and deploy self in hooch venue, where this officer will consume prodigious quantities of hard liquor, sir. Fistfights inevitable, as well as boom-boom with local ladies. Given past history of anti-female violence, rough stuff with ladies likely, as is resistance to any attempts by MP's or others to subdue this officer, who has a shiv and knows how to use it. Will report back to base late, drunk, unshaved, and surly, in the custody of local lawmen.
Sir, I await your response and remain, sir, your most humble and obedient servant.
Jeebuz
XO No. 421 sqn, 127 Wing, RCAF

Offline RTR

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leave request to the CO
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2004, 10:06:48 AM »
Well Jeebuz, against my better judgement, leave is granted.

However, keep in mind that the Sqn coffers are pretty low from the last furlough. I do not...REPEAT>>DO NOT>> want to get yet another nasty gram from Missy Morgans Mugs and Hugs, and no more monkey episodes pls (that poor moinkey is beginning to develop a complex).

Have fun (got a room reserved for ya at the crowbar hotel for monday morning).

RTR
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Offline BlkKnit

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leave request to the CO
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2004, 11:12:03 AM »
geez, you gotta get permission to have a little bit of fun? ;)

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