Author Topic: Records released (Read 725 times)

Saurdaukar · « **on:** May 03, 2004, 02:24:24 PM »

Word on the street is that Kerry earned his third purple heart attempting to win the hearts and minds of football fans.

midnight Target · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2004, 02:58:32 PM »

Now THAT picture just might cost him votes!

LePaul · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2004, 02:59:43 PM »

...yet the forehead never scrunched up

Gooooo Botox Boy!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2004, 03:01:39 PM »

omglol
Bet he throws like a girl too.

lazs2 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:02:37 AM »

wow... a sissy democrat! whooda thunk?

lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:10:58 AM »

Its Bush's fault that he missed that catch.

Morpheus · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:16:01 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Its Bush's fault that he missed that catch.

LOL!

Gnslngr · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:24:08 AM »

DONT YOU GUYS REALIZE HE'S A WAR HERE AND HE HAS 3 PURPLE HEARTS WITH BOTH SILVER AND BRONZE STARS......YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR LOOKING LIKE A SISSY

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:30:37 AM »

but it's still ok to make fun of him for being a democrat tho right?

lazs

Gunslinger · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:51:00 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
but it's still ok to make fun of him for being a democrat tho right?

lazs

hmmm I'm not sure. You do know that Bill Clinton, the first american black president who was white...errr somthing, was in fact the greatest president EVAR! He's a democrat so that might cause some resentment on the other side.....

Not to mention the amount of mental strain you'd put on the left. They might in fact have to take a day off of work and then sue for loss of wages.

Plus they agree with affirmative action so we cant JUST make fun of the left. We have to be forced to make fun of EVERYONE equally.

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:53:42 AM »

so making fun of democrats is like... a "hate crime" or something? it's so hard to keep up these days..

lazs

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:55:52 AM »

What, you've never gotten bonked in the head trying to catch a ball while looking into the sun?

I blame it on AH2's new sun modeling.

Airhead · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2004, 09:51:07 AM »

I wondered why Kerry didn't get picked in the NFL Draft.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2004, 02:10:13 PM »

I LOVE the instardnet!

Steve · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2004, 02:12:33 PM »

Geez, eyes closed... he would have been better off just ducking.

Edit: LOL Saur.... clever.