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Offline Hortlund

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« on: May 03, 2004, 02:27:06 PM »
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...On the eve of the rollout of the new commercials, Mr. Kerry flew home to Massachusetts on Sunday for a few hours of down time in his Beacon Hill townhouse, but wound up taking a tumble during a 20-mile bike ride and suffered a minor scrape on his arm.

Mr. Kerry left his home in Boston wearing a helmet, a yellow T-shirt and bike shorts. Just before noon he passed a cluster of photographers who had been positioned by his campaign on Longfellow Bridge, over the Charles River. He was trailed by three Secret Service bodyguards on bicycles and others in a chase car...



Looks like there is a 4th Purple Heart coming...
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2004, 03:02:03 PM »
Looks like there is a 4th Purple Heart coming...
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maybe this time they will send him back to vietnam and learn how to be a real soldier.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2004, 03:03:56 PM »
Now their actually on the offensive to cover for Bush's war record!
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2004, 03:03:57 PM »
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maybe this time they will send him back to vietnam and learn how to be a real soldier.


Word has it he will be joining the guard and sent to Alabama to intercept Iraqi strategic bombers while working on a republican campaign.
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Offline Capt. Pork

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2004, 03:32:40 PM »
He should have used his hairdo to break the fall.
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Re: Kerry falls off his bike
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2004, 03:52:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Kerry falls off his bike.


Bush chokes on a pretzel.

Muah...

Muaha....

MAUAHAHA....

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh what funny stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2004, 03:54:58 PM »
Hortlund shouldn't you be bombing some desert with nukes? :rofl
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2004, 03:59:47 PM »
so whats the big deal? everyone falls off there bike on occasion...
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Offline ra

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2004, 04:09:41 PM »
Who cares if he fell off?  The most important thing is that he rides a ghey Tour de France bike, not a mountain bike like a real American.  Whatta commie.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2004, 04:16:23 PM »
ra...it seems the fact that an american won the last tour de france is lost to you...and mountain bikes are meant for mountain biking
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2004, 04:17:09 PM »
Yeah, Vorticon, but most people don't assembe the press to observe it.
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Offline ra

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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2004, 04:27:50 PM »
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ra...it seems the fact that an american won the last tour de france is lost to you...and mountain bikes are meant for mountain biking

It's not lost to me, it's just that like 98% of Americans I don't care that Neil Armstrong won the Tour de France.  And those skinny little bikes with the wedge-o-matic seats are for Euro commies.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2004, 04:28:46 PM »
which is exactly the problem with the media...
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2004, 04:29:37 PM »
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It's not lost to me, it's just that like 98% of Americans I don't care that Neil Armstrong won the Tour de France.  And those skinny little bikes with the wedge-o-matic seats are for Euro commies.


lance armstrong
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2004, 04:29:45 PM »
Wow, I didn't know Neil Armstrong had a second career...:lol
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