After his death, osama bin laden went to the Pearly Gates. There
he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him
across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched osama in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked osama in the groin and said, "This
is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat osama many
times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that
provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James
Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their
anger on the muslim terrorist leader.
As osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel
appeared. bin laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not
what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
