While everyone is...

[Central]

complaining on how bored they are of AH. I"M PULLING MY HAIR OUT!!  I haven't flown for some 4 months now!! Oh, except for that hop-a-long ride with Myelo a month ago.  Just waiting for the Girlfriend to give the keys for the file cabinet so i can grab my HOTAS.

I had to choose, AH or lose yet another one to my beloved AH. So far the score is:

AH - 3

Ex wife- 0
ex girl- 0
ex ex girl-0
current.. pushing me to the limits!!!:eek:


soon.... CT watch out

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Central
complaining on how bored they are of AH. I"M PULLING MY HAIR OUT!!  I haven't flown for some 4 months now!! Oh, except for that hop-a-long ride with Myelo a month ago.  Just waiting for the Girlfriend to give the keys for the file cabinet so i can grab my HOTAS.

I had to choose, AH or lose yet another one to my beloved AH. So far the score is:

AH - 3

Ex wife- 0
ex girl- 0
ex ex girl-0
current.. pushing me to the limits!!!:eek:


soon.... CT watch out

Gotta give here a choice. Either you can play AH or start hanging out in bars.

When people ask me why I hang out playing AH so much my answer is simple.

Cheaper then a bar. And Fries less braincells then drugs.

But really your going about it all wrong. Your letting HER give you the choice.
You haveta give her the choice. Either live with it or split
The one that lives with is is the keeper.
The ones that split.
 Well as Cheech put it in the movie "Up in Smoke"

"Bye Bye Lardprettythang"

[Rolex]

There is only one Aces High.

There are billions of women.

[kj714]

Originally posted by Central
complaining on how bored they are of AH. I"M PULLING MY HAIR OUT!!  I haven't flown for some 4 months now!! Oh, except for that hop-a-long ride with Myelo a month ago.  Just waiting for the Girlfriend to give the keys for the file cabinet so i can grab my HOTAS.

I had to choose, AH or lose yet another one to my beloved AH. So far the score is:

AH - 3

Ex wife- 0
ex girl- 0
ex ex girl-0
current.. pushing me to the limits!!!:eek:


soon.... CT watch out

Okay, here's what worked for me, I finally had this stunning brainstorm after about 6 months of constant byotching -

Get another cheap sytem just for gaming, get her an account.
She'll dig it too, it'll all work out. It's worth the extra $15 a month. No lock outs.

Oh yeah, when you get your HOTAS out, try and grab a cajone or two too.  

Agreed, my bar bill went to squat with Aces High. Of course my pool game did too. (looks around) Where the heck is my cue, anyway?

[Saintaw]

Rolex is spot on

however, I think we should ask Dale to participate in our divorce monthly fees.

[Grits]

Originally posted by Central
soon.... CT watch out

We'll be lookin for ya.

[Central]

I feel like a damned 35 yr old kid waiting to get into  disneyland or something..  grits: only a matter of HOURS now.

a cajone or two? on the flip side, with the 3 who lost, i've got 6, yep, 6 kids out of them. So was prolly smart of me to hang up the gear for a little bit

as for the divorce fees.. AH should be paying our child support too! I mean its only fair, AH is like our significant other, no?


billions:eek:  I DONT NEED ANY  MORE KIDS!  not getting snipped either

[AcId]

lol speaking of which it looks like I'm joining this club as well. Will be getting a divorce. Not over AH mind you but at times it was a point of contention between us.

[comments from the soon to be ex-wife]

"You love that computer more than me!" . . .
"Why do you need a better video card?" . . .
"ARE YOU UP THERE AGAIN!!!" . . .
"You just can't leave that thing alone can you?" . . .
(Phone call) "Whatcha doin?...oh nevermind I know exactly what your doing." . . .
(Phone call) "I'm on the way home, start thinking about RTB'ing" . . .
"When are you going to land?" . . .
"I told you dinner was ready an hour ago...land it already!" . . .
"You'd rather be flying then going to the store with me?!" . . .

[Wmaker]

Originally posted by Rolex
There is only one Aces High.

There are billions of women.

ROFTLOL Rolex!

That's a classic! I'm in tears! soo beautiful snif snif....

If I'd use a sig that would be it!

In the spirit of certain finnish movie..."women come and women go but Aces High forever".

[kj714]

Originally posted by Central
I feel like a damned 35 yr old kid waiting to get into  disneyland or something..  grits: only a matter of HOURS now.

a cajone or two? on the flip side, with the 3 who lost, i've got 6, yep, 6 kids out of them. So was prolly smart of me to hang up the gear for a little bit

as for the divorce fees.. AH should be paying our child support too! I mean its only fair, AH is like our significant other, no?


billions:eek:  I DONT NEED ANY  MORE KIDS!  not getting snipped either

holy cow! Two words - Trojan Man

[Central]

Originally posted by AcId

[comments from the soon to be ex-wife]

"Your kids don't know how you look, they know how your back looks though!"

"WTF, does the puter (insert bad word here) better then me too?"

"Its me or the computer!" (pfft, that was an easy one)

exwife: "How the f*** you going to fly now!!" (while holding my thrustmaser with cords cut and combat stick snapped in half)

"Its Christmas, get off the GD computer!" (ok, honey, hold on, hold on, got a bandit on my six)

over the course of 10 years you'd think i'd learn  NOT!!


believe it or not, they were all planned

[Central]

then there's the classic:

its 10pm,
"Honey come to sleep now."

"Ok, just let me land this one."

7am,

"Morning love, did you get to sleep?"

in the middle of a dogfight, hitting  Alt+Tab:

"yeah.. yeah baby, just checking my email."

[myelo]

Originally posted by Rolex
There is only one Aces High.

There are billions of women.

But in Central's case, that only leaves 3 or 4 that haven't conceived one of his children.