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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: May 06, 2004, 06:56:55 PM »
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Bin Laden Said to Offer Gold for Killings

By MAGGIE MICHAEL, Associated Press Writer

CAIRO, Egypt - An audio recording attributed to Osama bin Laden offered rewards in gold Thursday for the killing of top U.S. and U.N. officials in Iraq or of the citizens of any nation fighting there. [/i]

The 20-minute recording, dated Thursday, appeared on two Web sites known for militant Islamic messages. The voice sounded like that of bin Laden and the words were laden with Quranic verse, but the authenticity of the recording could not immediately be verified.


According to this, we can get him when we collect the reward for killing Iraqi insurgents.  After all they were "citizens of any nation fighting there."
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2004, 07:38:08 PM »
Nah, it didn't work. I wasn't thinking right and needed some extra spending money (you know how it is), and well, I did something I'm not real proud of. To make a long story short, I made my way to collect from Bin Ladin and when I got there he reached into his pockets and came up wayyy short. Said he'd get back to me... and this was like, THREE MONTHS AGO. Don't trust that #oscar.
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