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« on: May 09, 2004, 12:46:03 AM »
Timothy Treadwell, 46, emerged from a period of serious drug and alcohol abuse with the conviction that he was meant to be an eco-warrior.

From June to October of each year he lived alone in a tent on the Alaskan peninsula among brown bears...sans fire or any means of self-defense, even bear spray.  He saw himself as their protector against poachers and even licensed hunters.

Photographing, videotaping, and keeping meticulous diaries, Treadwell lived among the great bears.  Christening them with names such as Booble, Freckles, and Mr. Chocolate, he sometimes crawled among the alders with them and, at distances of mere feet, would croon "I love you."

Armed with pictures and colorful tales, Treadwell visited elementary schools to educate thousands of children with his view of brown bears.  He once boasted that it would be an honor "to end up in bear scat."  In September of 2003, Treadwell wrote Colorado rancer and financial supporter Roland Dixon:  "My transformation is complete - a fully accepted wild animal - brother of these bears.  I run free among them - with absolute love and respect for all the animals.  I am kind and viciously tough."  He al

Apparently, not tough enough.  Qualified behaviorists know that any wild animal exposed long enough to a human being loses all respect for that human being and attempts to dominate them.

Last October, one of the great boars had enough of Treadwell and mauled him to death in broad daylight in Katmai National Park and Preserve.  A bush pilot flying in to pick up Treadwell sighted his flattened tent.  An old boar was perched on his partially buried remains.  What remained of his body, which was largely eaten, were found near the body of his 37-year-old girlfriend.

Park rangers and state troopers called to the scene had to kill the bear guarding the remains - as well as a second that was stalking them.
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A tragedy...but one that a little common sense could have averted.  Unfortunately, it is a tragedy that is likely to occur with greater frequency as more and more people whose views of nature are compose largely of gossamer wings and fairy dust, venture into the wild.

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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2004, 12:48:40 AM »
Poor Bears.
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2004, 01:17:04 AM »
This bear was merely a bad apple in a herd of decent bears eating berries with high honor.

LOL...

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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2004, 02:03:06 AM »
Thing is, the guy lived alone in the wilderness.  Maybe the bears had gotten used to him being alone, and when he brought his girlfriend along, the bears changed their defensive patterns to survival mode, so to speak...not knowing if the newcomer was a threat or not.  Or possibly a meal.

If the guy was running off hunters, it's possible other wildlife such as deer, etc. were eating all the berries, and maybe starving the bears to where they had to eat something.

Tragic example of the road to hell being paved with good intentions.  Though that is my opinion, and I know nothing about the habits of bears.  Loss of habitat makes for lean pickings in some places.  A scientific approach seeks to balance wildlife through management of populations to the amount of food available in any specific area.

This fellow, though good intentioned and with a noble cause, needed to learn more about what he was doing.  Though perhaps much was learned from his efforts, it wasn't worth two lives.  Three if you count the bear's.





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Re: Ursa Horribilis...or How to Win the Coveted Darwin Award
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2004, 02:17:17 AM »
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What remained of his body, which was largely eaten, were found near the body of his 37-year-old girlfriend.

Wait, he had a chick that actually lived with him? Tell me, who was the bigger fool?
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2004, 03:21:59 AM »
37 year old single women....in my experience...are mostly crazy...

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2004, 08:29:19 AM »
What those bears mostly need is space.

Peace & quiet with lots of room, NOT guys running around wanting to BE one.

Well he is one now, and I suspect he's learned his lession.

Pity they shot the bear that ate him.

THAT was a waste.

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2004, 08:46:43 AM »
Why didn't he just hand over the picnic basket?

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2004, 09:00:24 AM »
This took place near a salmon river with plenty of food and lots of bears.  If I recall, his girlfriend had spent a few summers with him at this location.  They both were from California, where they wintered.   He was to bears what Diane Fossy and Jane Goodall were to Gorillas and Chimpanzees, EXCEPT that he was not a real scientist and was not supported or endorsed by any organization.  The park rangers were not crazy about his exploits, and he had given up carrying bear spray for the past few seasons.  In spite of the fact that he was a nut, he was a bear expert.  He should have known, however, that bears can be very unpredictable.  Then again, he may have wanted to be mauled and eaten.

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2004, 09:26:25 AM »
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They both were from California...


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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2004, 09:36:28 AM »
two less votes for kerry.

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2004, 09:42:41 AM »
We had Bear Bryant in Alabama.  He got that name from wrestling a black bear and beating him.  They don't make that kind today.  He became Alabama's football coach just because of that.:D




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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2004, 09:47:20 AM »
Mmmmmm beeeeer

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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2004, 10:06:33 AM »
Darwin in action. The bear just helped clean up the gene pool a bit.
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2004, 10:11:51 AM »
Jeez, Laz....... not while I'm drinking coffee! Please!
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