Author Topic: So what would happen. (Read 1926 times)

Mini D · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2004, 04:57:29 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I would leave my house, get a rifle or shotgun and go Vice City on MiniD's ass.
-SW

And you'd be shot dead before you reached Ohio. It's the nice thing about my bellybutton being on the opposite coast as you... your cravings are simply out of reach.

MiniD

midnight Target · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2004, 06:39:56 PM »

I'll hire myself out as a combination mercenary and stud service. I'll work for land rights and ammunition, and maybe female slaves......as long as the wife says its ok.

VOR · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:44:15 PM »

I'd take the rest of the day off.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:46:04 PM »

I'd dig out my AR15 from and a pistol from storage and find LAZ to help him keep off the zombie hords

moot · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2004, 12:54:09 AM »

claim some land or something.

frank3 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2004, 07:52:01 AM »

I'll stop the meteorite with my laser vision

SavedSaint · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:13:19 AM »

Lazer vision.

Now why didn't i think of that?

lazs2 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:25:30 AM »

I will move into rips house for 30 days after I throw him out.

No more democrats I bet.

lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #38 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:38:49 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
I will move into rips house for 30 days after I throw him out.

No more democrats I bet.

lazs

You can have it because by the time you fight your way up here, we'll be long gone to our Montana retreat, 7,000 ft. perch.

Plenty of game, elk, deer, antelope, trout, just need to put in a garden.

Dune · « **Reply #39 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:47:01 AM »

Jerry Pournelle's Lucifer's Hammer

lazs2 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:50:45 AM »

hey.. no offense rip.. I like you well enough.. I just can't have you eating all my food and parking on my carpeted garage floor.

lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #41 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:52:07 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
hey.. no offense rip.. I like you well enough.. I just can't have you eating all my food and parking on my carpeted garage floor.

lazs

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frank3 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 11, 2004, 09:08:15 AM »

Lol...carpeted garage floor?

You don't happen to have a sign on the door which says: 'Garage, no parking' have you?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #43 on:** May 11, 2004, 09:31:22 AM »

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Originally posted by frank3
Lol...carpeted garage floor?

You don't happen to have a sign on the door which says: 'Garage, no parking' have you?

No but I have a sign that says "Dad's Pad when Mom's Mad"....seriously...

(And, I'm the 2nd one on the block...my neighbor now has his Porsche parked on carpet

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Otto · « **Reply #44 on:** May 11, 2004, 09:42:04 AM »

I'd be able to afford lake front property. Or maybe it would just be free...