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Offline muckmaw

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« on: May 10, 2004, 11:33:21 AM »
This is a bit personal, but then again, we're talking about a online BBS here.

Anyway, my wife and I were having a discussion...actually, I was complaining about the less frequency of our....interactions...shall we say.

Being that she is 5 months pregnant and has a fragile pregnancy, ol' muck here ain't fired his 50 in 3 months.

Anywaty, she said only 1 of her married friends has sex more than once a week.

So the question to the married guys, willing to answer...how often do you drop troops in her map room?

Also, how old are you folks and do you have kids?

This is an unscientific Muck-survey.

Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2004, 11:41:46 AM »
I forgot to mention...I'm going to show these replies to my wife as evidence that yes...married people are having more than us.

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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2004, 11:46:36 AM »
ok then I'll answer truthfully, we have been married 27 yrs this June.  we are both 47 years of age.   We have relations 2-3 times per week consistently, more if the kids aren't around making noise.  We have 3 kids 1 is married the other two are still at home the youngest is 13.  We had copious amounts of sex when she was pregnant right up until the last week.  Sex is not only fun and necessary to proper mental function:) it is also very safe while soon to be mom is pregnant.:aok
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2004, 11:54:05 AM »
in a couple months we will have been married 20 yrs.  things are kinda weird right now due to my injuries, so it's less than half of our normal frequncy.

but normally, every day I'm in town (out of town maybe 40-50 nights a year), more on weekends or days we both have off work.  obviusly if either of us is sick we sometimes skip those days.

I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.

I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.

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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2004, 11:56:46 AM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
in a couple months we will have been married 20 yrs.  things are kinda weird right now due to my injuries, so it's less than half of our normal frequncy.

but normally, every day I'm in town (out of town maybe 40-50 nights a year), more on weekends or days we both have off work.  obviusly if either of us is sick we sometimes skip those days.

I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.

I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.


So can I mark you down for 4-6 times per week?

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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2004, 11:57:30 AM »
im 30 and she is 28 and we have a 3 yr old daughter. she is 6 months pregnant and she cant get enough. i love it!! 2-3 times during the week and on the weekends forget about it. she says that being pregnant makes her... more in the mood. :aok

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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2004, 11:57:56 AM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy

I don't know how some people get by on once a week or even a few I know who go once a month.

I turn into a mean bastard after about 2 days without.


Rgr that, 2-3 days is about the most I could tolerate.

Every day huh?  u da man!!!

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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2004, 12:05:51 PM »
I'll probably skew the average but I've only been married for 11 months. On an average I'd say twice a day.

I'm 26 and my wife is 23, no kids.
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2004, 12:06:54 PM »
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Originally posted by 101ABN
im 30 and she is 28 and we have a 3 yr old daughter. she is 6 months pregnant and she cant get enough. i love it!! 2-3 times during the week and on the weekends forget about it. she says that being pregnant makes her... more in the mood. :aok


i'm getting depressed.:(

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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2004, 12:17:46 PM »
a lady is pregnant with triplets.  one day the triplets were conversing.

#1.  what do you want to be when you get out of here and grow up?

#2.  I dunno I guess a Doctor cause a Doctor has been helping Mom and that's noble.

#1.  Ya that's nice,  I want to be a Lawyer because Lawyers sometimes help people and that's noble.

#1. & 2.  What about you #3.?

#3. * scratches his chin in deep thought*  I want to be a pugilist.

#1. & 2. ????? a PUGILIST!!!! WHY?????

#3.  Cuz I'm gonna beat the crap outta that guy that comes in here spitting on us three times a day.

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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2004, 12:22:18 PM »
I drop troops every other day or so.  Sometimes more, sometimes less.  Sometimes the wife is involved, sometimes she isn't - she's got her own schedule if you know what I mean.  Any guy that tells you he can hold his load for more than 7 days is a damn liar (or needs to see a doctor about his fertility problem).  And keep this in mind: you gotta sluff off the dead ones to make room for the fresh ones.  There's a reason the Internet porn industry is doing so well; a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

One thing, though.  I wouldn't do a pregnant woman in a traditional position.  Take the opportunity to explore different positions and techniques, if you catch my drift.

Here ya go.  I'm posting this strictly for medicinal purposes.









And in case she howls and objects and you decide to play for the other team:



edit: There will now be a 5 minute pause until someone replies to this message. :lol
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2004, 12:54:44 PM »
Married almost 10 years we're both 33, no kids and we both work 45 to 65 hours a week.

3 to 6 times a week.

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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2004, 01:06:51 PM »
I take about 4 fields a week max... I could take 10-14 if she'd let me:P  But after 15 years of marriage I feel lucky compared to friends that get it once a year
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2004, 01:10:58 PM »
once a year without a medical reason?  I'd feel divorced.

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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2004, 01:13:15 PM »
I get slapped if I try to spawn camp more than once  a week.
She is 47 and Im 46 sat night is when we pencil in the time LOL.

But my first marriage now theres a lust story for ya hell twice a night on avg.