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Offline mjolnir

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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2004, 10:19:53 PM »
Halo man, we should play sometime.  You described my game perfectly.  As long as the ball moves forwards toward the hole, it was a good shot, and if I leave with an equal number of (or more) balls than I started with, than it was a successful game of golf.  And the rare hole where I shoot par is a moment to be savored all the way until the next tee.

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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2004, 12:09:18 AM »
I gave it a try a few times but that damn windmill really gets on my nerves,  I'm not even gonna start telling you what I think of the clown.

Offline txmx

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2004, 12:39:30 AM »
I got a heck of a long game but vant putt to save my life:D

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2004, 01:05:35 AM »
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
I am not a golfer!

I am the guy that honks and waves as you start your swing!!:D

Ditto!

I'l also hide yourgolfballs if I can get to em before you
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2004, 07:37:32 AM »
...was a 14 handicap, until my kids came along...:(  Played once since.  14 is certainly nothing to brag about, and its almost a "confession", but I did enjoy the game. I'll pick it up again later on in life.

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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2004, 07:53:13 AM »
I live on a golf course way out on the fringes of Miami, where the everglades and civilization meet.  I play in the 70's which is seldom here as we are scraping the 90's today.  occasionally my buds who do play will drag me out for a round.  we play strictly mulligan and are a consternation to the serious Saturday crowd.  the most common thing we hear is "drive through you @#%&*( !)*^%$#"  I try not play very much but my friends are dedicated to mediocrity and if I leave them alone they run up my tab at the clubhouse.

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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2004, 08:49:06 AM »
High 90's player.  I could be better, but I only play every few months.  Which means my drives go straight, but I completely lose my touch with the wedge around the green.

Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2004, 10:04:56 AM »
Low 80's.

Probably once a week.

Offline Eagler

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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2004, 10:23:09 AM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Occasional golfer. I usually shoot in the 90's.

OK mid to high 90's.


me too bro!!! :)

nevr have broke 90, think 92 was best

too expensive and when the weather is nice to many ppl who play even worse than I do find their slow arse way in front of me - over 3.5 hrs for a round is way too long for a teetotalin round
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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2004, 12:10:06 PM »
<---- My callsign is my golfing demise!

I can score in the mid eighties but so far this year I haven't been out much so it's kind of uncontrollable.  It's my nature.  I even have a nasty one while playing Tiger Woods 2004!!

I still love the game.


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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2004, 12:45:00 PM »
Golf=Beer
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)