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Offline Red Tail 444

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Re: Democratic Convention Program for 2004
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2004, 12:47:49 PM »
For those "Fair and Balanced (yea, right)" among us, a rebuttal:

GOP Convention Program
5:30am - Richard Butler opening convocation speech
6:00pm - cross burning ceremony.
6:15pm- Condi Rice photo journal, "My first supertanker"
6:30pm - Anti-education rally no. 1. Spot and Barney, speakers
6:40pm - Dick Cheney's workshop on proper pretzel eating
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.
7:10pm - Anti-education rally no. 2. Barbara and Jenna (beverages served, ID not required)
7:20pm - Columba Bush proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute to Orlando Bosch.
7:45pm - Anti-education rally no. 3. Moderatred by India
8:00pm - Bill O'reilly presents one side of the issues
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition.
9:00pm - Gay bashing ceremony
9:59pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
10:00pm - * Intermission *

10:05pm - Cross burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Bush' pilgrimage form Texas to Alabama, 1968
10:30pm - Cameo by Chris Hannity plugging his book
10:40pm - Bush and Cheney propose a toast.
10:50pm - Ann Coulter speech - "Suicide Bleaching: A Prelude to Binging and Purging"
11:00pm - gay bashing ceremony.
11:19pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
11:20pm -  G.W Bush's workshop: "How to run a company into the ground, and earn a 15 million buyout."
11:30pm - Blame Everyone Else pep rally.
12:00am - George W. Bush Virtual Tour of "The Crawford Express" (AirForce One)

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2004, 03:33:14 PM »
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition

Tickets??

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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2004, 03:45:58 PM »
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Originally posted by stiehl
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition

Tickets??


I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright that I'll trade for 2 Barbara/Jenna Crude oil tickets!

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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2004, 04:20:28 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright  


MUST CLEAN EYES WITH BLEACH!!!!:eek:
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2004, 04:38:35 PM »
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Originally posted by Pooh21
MUST CLEAN EYES WITH BLEACH!!!!:eek:


Good news! Madelyn has been scratched, Hillary will replace her!

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2004, 04:45:10 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Good news! Madelyn has been scratched, Hillary will replace her!

So you had to get this back on top. You are just jealous that my post was by far a bigger laugh.


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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2004, 04:54:09 PM »
lol Ripsnort.  Funny stuff  (I missed this earlier today) While Silats counter post had more detail and a deeper humour but this made me laugh too.


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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2004, 05:18:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I've got 4 "Heinz Ketchup wrestling" tickets featuring Teresa Heinz Kerry and former Sec of State Madelyn Albright that I'll trade for 2 Barbara/Jenna Crude oil tickets!


No way, man....you got Madeline tix, you use em...I'm a man, not a masochist...gimme the spoiled rich kids, they're all freaks anyway :lol