For those "Fair and Balanced (yea, right)" among us, a rebuttal:
GOP Convention Program
5:30am - Richard Butler opening convocation speech
6:00pm - cross burning ceremony.
6:15pm- Condi Rice photo journal, "My first supertanker"
6:30pm - Anti-education rally no. 1. Spot and Barney, speakers
6:40pm - Dick Cheney's workshop on proper pretzel eating
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.
7:10pm - Anti-education rally no. 2. Barbara and Jenna (beverages served, ID not required)
7:20pm - Columba Bush proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute to Orlando Bosch.
7:45pm - Anti-education rally no. 3. Moderatred by India
8:00pm - Bill O'reilly presents one side of the issues
8:30pm - Barbara and Jenna crude oil wrestling exhibition.
9:00pm - Gay bashing ceremony
9:59pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
10:00pm - * Intermission *
10:05pm - Cross burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Bush' pilgrimage form Texas to Alabama, 1968
10:30pm - Cameo by Chris Hannity plugging his book
10:40pm - Bush and Cheney propose a toast.
10:50pm - Ann Coulter speech - "Suicide Bleaching: A Prelude to Binging and Purging"
11:00pm - gay bashing ceremony.
11:19pm - Tribute to Log Cabin Republicans
11:20pm - G.W Bush's workshop: "How to run a company into the ground, and earn a 15 million buyout."
11:30pm - Blame Everyone Else pep rally.
12:00am - George W. Bush Virtual Tour of "The Crawford Express" (AirForce One)
