Author Topic: Just for you Skuzzy (Read 755 times)

Gunslinger · « **on:** May 13, 2004, 09:06:02 AM »

Its not friday but maybe this will get you through

What it must feel like to police this board

Skuzzy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2004, 10:49:36 AM »

Didn't fire it up, but the best analogy I have is;

Standing in the middle of an elementary school playground surrounded by 200 children.

To the North, half the group of kids is taking candy from the other half causing all manner of crying and whining.
To the South, half the group is kicking the other half in the chins, just to cause anguish.
To the East, they are all trying to make a bigger sign to get more attention from each other
To the West, half the group is flailing thier arms about and yelling, "ME! ME! ME!" ad nasueum, while the other half is pointing at them and yelling, "You barfbags!" ad nauseum.
Once in while an errant child strays through the whole mess with a stick and randomly knocks over some of the others.
In a very rare moment, some child is standing away from the whole mob trying to make sense of it all, but is completely ignored.

Me,..I am trying to eat my lunch.

That should cover it.

Joc · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2004, 10:53:01 AM »

And me rustlin all the sheeps and raidin Skuzz's Bbq while no-ones lookin......

jonnyb · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2004, 10:54:58 AM »

You finish your lunch and turn to the SE. It is very dark. Your are likely to be eaten by a grue...

koda76 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2004, 10:56:35 AM »

Good analogy:D

ravells · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2004, 10:56:37 AM »

LOL! jonnyb!

Ravs

Gunslinger · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2004, 11:03:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Didn't fire it up, but the best analogy I have is;

Standing in the middle of an elementary school playground surrounded by 200 children.

To the North, half the group of kids is taking candy from the other half causing all manner of crying and whining.
To the South, half the group is kicking the other half in the chins, just to cause anguish.
To the East, they are all trying to make a bigger sign to get more attention from each other
To the West, half the group is flailing thier arms about and yelling, "ME! ME! ME!" ad nasueum, while the other half is pointing at them and yelling, "You barfbags!" ad nauseum.
Once in while an errant child strays through the whole mess with a stick and randomly knocks over some of the others.
In a very rare moment, some child is standing away from the whole mob trying to make sense of it all, but is completely ignored.

Me,..I am trying to eat my lunch.

That should cover it.

LOL I saw that commercial "cat herder" a while ago and it allways reminded me of this board. Good analagy though

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2004, 11:14:18 AM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Didn't fire it up, but the best analogy I have is;

Standing in the middle of an elementary school playground surrounded by 200 children.

To the North, half the group of kids is taking candy from the other half causing all manner of crying and whining.
To the South, half the group is kicking the other half in the chins, just to cause anguish.
To the East, they are all trying to make a bigger sign to get more attention from each other
To the West, half the group is flailing thier arms about and yelling, "ME! ME! ME!" ad nasueum, while the other half is pointing at them and yelling, "You barfbags!" ad nauseum.
Once in while an errant child strays through the whole mess with a stick and randomly knocks over some of the others.
In a very rare moment, some child is standing away from the whole mob trying to make sense of it all, but is completely ignored.

Me,..I am trying to eat my lunch.

That should cover it.

Perfect.

muckmaw · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2004, 11:17:53 AM »

I quietly slip into the playgound, unnoticed.

I survey the scene,looking North, South, East, Then West.

I become befuddled as to which group I should join.

With great stealth, I sneak behind the lone corpulent adult standing in the center.

I put on my robe and wizards hat.....

Sandman · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2004, 11:26:50 AM »

LOL!

airbumba · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2004, 02:43:02 PM »

...hmmm, what that playground needs is a cattle prod.

rpm · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2004, 02:46:49 PM »

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Originally posted by muckmaw
I quietly slip into the playgound, unnoticed.

I survey the scene,looking North, South, East, Then West.

I become befuddled as to which group I should join.

With great stealth, I sneak behind the lone corpulent adult standing in the center.

I put on my robe and wizards hat.....

HARRRRRRRRRRR!:rofl

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2004, 02:59:27 PM »

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Originally posted by jonnyb
You finish your lunch and turn to the SE. It is very dark. Your are likely to be eaten by a grue...

ZORK!

ack-ack

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2004, 03:03:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
LOL I saw that commercial "cat herder" a while ago and it allways reminded me of this board.

Hehe I misread the file name, thought it said Cathetor. Figured it would be a funny film of a vet trying to put a cathetor in a cat and watching the cat freak out and tear up the place. I think I need more sleep.

ack-ack

CyranoAH · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2004, 03:16:50 PM »

Dogbert in the role of Skuzzy:

Dogbert: "Imagine being completely powerless, kind of like a marble statue."
Dilbert: "Gosh, was it THAT bad?"
Dogbert: "Now, imagine the biggest flock of pigeons you ever saw..."