Author Topic: Open Office Warfare...enlist now!!! (Read 1418 times)

muckmaw · « **on:** May 13, 2004, 12:03:20 PM »

Alright, troops..

Here's the deal.

Open warfare has been declared between myself and another broker in the office.

I need ideas, links, anything you can give me to the more devious, yet creative and funny pranks and practical jokes as well as put downs that this board can come up with.

I know some of you guys...you know who you are...really excel at this sort of thing.

E-mail tricks are great.

Thanks in advance

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:04:14 PM »

Shoot him.

ravells · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:04:51 PM »

The sweary geezer will help you!

Ravs

muckmaw · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:04:56 PM »

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Originally posted by ra
Shoot him.

Done...

Now what?

ra · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:11:43 PM »

Get Jayson Williams' jury.

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:16:44 PM »

I posted this in another thread:

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Go to the auto wrecker... Take a gallon bucket and fill it with shattered auto glass from one of the side windows.

Find a friend's car. Roll the window down. Sprinkle some of the glass from the bucket on the seat and around the outside of the door.

Scoring:
1 point if they get upset.
2 points if they tape up the hole with plastic.
3 points if the auto glass repair shop rolls the window up.

Others:

1. Get a live chicken. On Friday, after he leaves, put the chicken in his office with food and water and close the door.

2. Get a paper or styrofoam cup. Carefully cut out the bottom and place it on his desk. Then, fill the cup with BB ammo and leave it there.

Sandman · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:18:37 PM »

If you can get to his computer, take a screenshot of the desktop. Then, remove EVERTHING that is there.

Next, make the screenshot the desktop background.

muckmaw · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:28:06 PM »

Good one, Sandman.

I love the screenshot idea....that one's going in.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:29:25 PM »

Did the screen shot to a work budy!

Took him hours to figure it out.

muckmaw · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:45:30 PM »

There used to be an e-mail sent around.

When you open it, it cranked your speakers all the way up and shouted "Hey, I;m watching porn over here".

Anyone got a url for that one?

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:55:40 PM »

Where do you work and what, exactly, sparked these psuedo-hostilities?

muckmaw · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:57:42 PM »

I work for an investment firm.

Simply enough, the office was redecorated and some of us were relocated.

My enemy got my old desk and I got his. I now have alot of space and a window with a view.

He now sits right in front of the operations manager. (Our equvalent of the KGB).

Needless to say, he fired the first shot.

Westy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2004, 01:00:13 PM »

How about his email so this could be more fun?

muckmaw · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2004, 01:03:01 PM »

I'd like to keep my job, thanks.

ygsmilo · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2004, 01:04:21 PM »

Poach his accounts,,,,,,