Author Topic: France surrenders forever (Read 875 times)

doobs · « **on:** May 20, 2004, 05:54:33 PM »

France: 'We Surrender Forever!'
Monday May 17, 2004

French President Jacques Chirac has announced a plan for France to surrender retroactively in all of history's previous wars, and to preemptively surrender to all potential enemies in future armed conflicts.

Members of the French legislature unanimously signed the new Declaration of Capitulation. It contains language that announces France's immediate and unconditional surrender in all past and future international disputes, regardless of the circumstances.

"This will save so much time and effort," announced Chirac at a press conference in Paris. "We as French people historically have always had the same solution when threatened -- to give up. By surrendering now, we can cut back on our unnecessary military expenditures. Because we always eventually surrender anyway, we have truly been wasting this money."

However, the decision to surrender is about much more than saving money. "It is really about who we are as a people," explains French government spokesman Guy Belacque.

Check out more aboutFrance's Surrender in the latest Weekly World News today!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20040517/108480600009.html

Gunslinger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:30:29 PM »

LMAO

That's the first peice of "news" I've seen lately that makes sense.

Ouaibe · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:40:10 PM »

Disrespect is something that seems to be well integrated into the USA culture.

Pitty is the only word that come in my mind.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:45:35 PM »

Its funny because Americans don't know history!
-SW

Gunslinger · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:46:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Ouaibe
Disrespect is something that seems to be well integrated into the USA culture.

Pitty is the only word that come in my mind.

OH PLEASE....CRY ME A RIVER

As if America Bashing hasnt been the popular sport on this board as of late. I think this is funny because it's HUMOR!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:55:05 PM »

Yeah, so lets pick on them there Frenchie bastards.

Git uff mi powrrch yaw frawg!
-SW

Ouaibe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2004, 06:57:43 PM »

Racism and xenophobia are often hide behind 'humor'. And i didn't see USA bashing lately as hard as you (i mean you by some USA posters) did on euro, france specialy.

You won't see this as 'humor' if you were the target of it, all the time.

[EDIT] By the way, i don't like Justin Timberlake (french humor, beurk)

WHATTHEHELL · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2004, 07:03:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Ouaibe
Disrespect is something that seems to be well integrated into the USA culture.

Pitty is the only word that come in my mind.

Looks over shoulders, those Germans over there??? We love you USA!!!!!

Yeager · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2004, 07:21:17 PM »

I went through a phase where I was pissed at France and all things French but then I realized that France never did play any worthwhile role in my life so why bother.

~~France!~~

Jester · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2004, 07:21:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Ouaibe
[EDIT] By the way, i don't like Justin Timberlake (french humor, beurk)

BIG DEAL! Neither do we.

Dago · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2004, 08:21:22 PM »

Finally a fun thread, picking on France is always good stuff.

Q: Why are French tanks cheaper to build then any others?

A: Because the transmission only has to have a reverse gear!

Pickinig on France? Do a search of French newspapers for anything good about the USA. Maybe, try and find anything in the French newspaper pointing out the good things happening in Iraq by the US troops. (its a long list, but convieniently ignored by many journalists)

I know, try and find a Paresian who treats a US citizen decently. It will be hard to find.

Now, go to the US and see how French citizens are treated, much differant (and better).

dago

BUG_EAF322 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2004, 08:28:39 PM »

So u don't shoot at french people ??

mosgood · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2004, 08:29:54 PM »

Common guys... no fair picking on a country that can't defend themselves....

cpxxx · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2004, 08:31:35 PM »

The usual mindless French bashing. No other country gets trashed on this forum more than France. It just makes you look stupid and xenophobic.

As for this

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I know, try and find a Paresian who treats a US citizen decently. It will be hard to find.

Ah the Parisiens. The Parisiens treat everyone the same way, not just Americans. They are famously rude to everyone.

The original piece isn't even funny. Just a witless piece of bile.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2004, 09:01:22 PM »

Not to put a dark light on this post but Americans (like most others) pick on the french for good reason. That doesnt mean that we won't/havn't sacrifice(d) for injustice.