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Offline Nash

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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2004, 01:55:18 AM »
We were walking up a dirt road well past midnight when their truck pulls over to have some kind of a chat with us. They were high as kites. All giggling and stuff. But it went South real fast.

What did we do wrong? Near as I can tell... and what seemed to change the whole entire tone of things... was tell them where we were from.

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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2004, 02:08:55 AM »
They threatened you beacuse you were Canadian?

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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2004, 02:12:04 AM »
I was the only Canadian there. But the four of us had just driven up from NY that day. "Where you guys from?" is what they asked. They didn't like the answer. Turns out the most dangerous place in NY is outside NY.

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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2004, 02:13:12 AM »
Very silly. So how did it end up?

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2004, 02:13:59 AM »
by all reasonable odds, nash should be dead a dozen times over.

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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2004, 02:31:33 AM »
Okay this is a real long story which I'm gonna try my best to condence into three minutes typing max.

We had words... Them sitting in their truck all kinda crazed, and us all new to the great outdoors. They ended up driving off, but when they got to the top of the hill they punched the brakes and spun back around and drove full tilt towards us.

We kinda realized that this was unfinished business unfolding and jumped into the bushes.

Everyone made a successful jump except me, it turns out. My foot got caught on a peice of old fence that was burried in those bushes. But the dudes I was with thought all was cool and high tailed it out of there.

Meanwhile I was stuck, with the truck pulled up right beside me, and my foot dangling out of the bush.

They didn't see it.

The area that the house we were staying in was kinda like the layout of a campground. Only a few twisty roads and culdesacs weaving through pretty big properties, with big tress everywhere.

The guys in the truck spent at least an hour looking for us. But the us was only me at this point. The rest had gotten back to the house.

But they jumped in their car and were looking for me too. Yelling out the window.

So there were a few comedic moments when I was in the bushes at the side of the road, and see the headlights not knowing who it was. Then zoooom the car passed and it was frenlies... so I jumped out of the bush and start waving at their tail lights, only to see the truck now coming and have to dive back in the bushes.

At one point I was pinned between two rows of cut wood with the truck parked right beside it. I could hear them talkin'. Then one of them opens the door and takes a spray gainst the tree. I thought I was hooped.

I finally spotted the house we were staying at (barely recognized it, we just got there and it was night). I made a break for it, running through some guy's yard, when a vehicle screeches around the corner and the house's motion detector security light lit up the whole yard, me in it. I pretty much gave up.

But it was the frenlies. And we all lived happily ever after amen.

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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2004, 09:34:35 AM »
Doh!
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2004, 09:47:19 AM »
Are they comparing violent death stats to homicide stats? Kinda devious don't ya think?

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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2004, 09:49:39 AM »
Didn't occur to you to attack huh?

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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2004, 11:47:29 AM »
Not really storch. We didn't have the guns, they did.

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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2004, 11:53:35 AM »
oh,  and guns are bad, sorry I forgot.  my bad.  carry on.