txmx/mrblack, whoever you are, take a look at what you're posting. Read your responses to people and then read your signature line. When you've done that, read the sig line again and then sit back and really think about the things you say.
I make it a point to stay out of stuff like this, but I had to come in here. It's obvious that you just want to be accepted into this group of people, but it's not working. I don't know your complete history well enough to say whether you've put out a bunch of lies about yourself, but if you did it's best to just openly admit it to everyone and go on. Don't try and pass it off as some experiment on human psychology, just admit you did it and go on. Don't keep punting your posts back to the top when the conversation had died long since. In other words, just be normal. Jumping back with what you call "witty comebacks" doesn't do anything but arm other posters with plenty of ammunition. Chill out and just be normal.
Cougar