Errr Drunky, step back breath deep, walk away.
Look at who you're dealing with, its pretty obvious the guy has deep emotional and psychological issues. What you're doing is tantamount to picking the the 'learning impaired' kid at school.
The fact that he uses this BBS as for these desperate attention seeking acts shows us how really far gone he is. My guess is sooner or later he'll lose the attention here and start seeking it in reality, and you don't want to be the "bully" that drove Cybil to hurt himself do you?