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Offline gofaster

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Atkins Diet alert!
« on: May 27, 2004, 01:04:12 PM »
What happens when you eat high fat food as part of a diet plan?

You sue!

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2004, 01:45:37 PM »
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On February 10, 2004, The Wall Street Journal published excerpts from the New York City Medical Examiner's report on Atkins' death. The report indicated that Atkins weighed 258 pounds at his death, making the diet-guru clinically obese, and that he had a history of heart disease, congestive heart failure, and hypertension.  


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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 04:01:15 PM »
Atkins died of poor health... what more warning do you need?

Carbs are not bad.  Sitting on a couch all day watching Jerry Springer is.

Offline SOB

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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 04:12:21 PM »
Sponsored by the same vegetarian whackos who illegally obtained a dead man's medical records.  Not suprising.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2004, 04:13:19 PM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Atkins died of poor health... what more warning do you need?

Atkins died of smaking his head on cold concrete.  That tends to have ill effects on the human body.
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Offline Glasses

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2004, 04:13:34 PM »
Well according to some nutrition books carbs are what you eat before working out so Carbs essentially are the fuel your body needs to do work and the proiteins and the other suff you eat is what makes it keep it all together.

If they keep sititng on their arses all day not only will their butt grow but so will their heart from all the clogged shi'te inside :D

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 04:16:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Carbs are not bad.  Sitting on a couch all day watching Jerry Springer is.


Agreed. It's much better for your health to watch things like Discovery Channel all day. :D

Offline SunTracker

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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2004, 04:20:43 PM »
Eating too many carbs will give you insulin resistance, and will make you fat and die.

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2004, 05:00:08 PM »
"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Denmark I eat a danish for peace." - Diablo

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2004, 05:26:12 PM »