Can we all just get back to the subject..

[Mathman]

[AWMac]

Zombies have rights too ya know....NAAZP  

[stiehl]

[Red Tail 444]

Originally posted by lazs2
although they don't dance all that well... they do get distracted if you turn up simple rythms really loud on boom boxes or let em sit in cars with 500 watt systems playing really annoying music.
lazs

Lazs2, the Voice of Experience.

Seems you're perfectly safe  getting close to zombies and doing this pointless research, since their favorite food is brain metter, and, you...well..............

...you get the picture...

[StabbyTheIcePic]

Fast zombies are hellascary.

[DiabloTX]

Zombies make good Spit dweebs.

[Habu]

Do not let zombies use your hot tub unless you are really good at unclogging filters.

Also it is not a good idea to let them sit in your car with the windows up on a hot day. Even Fabreeze will not get the smell out.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by SunKing
Speaking of zombies.

Two new movies you've got to see.

"Shawn of the Dead"  a British comedy spoof on the Romero movie.

and a remake of Romero's  Day of the Dead  ... "Day of the Dead: contagium"

You forgot the most famous zombie of all... Go see the last temptation of christ.

[midnight Target]

And sandman casts for a lunker.

[rpm]

Last time I drank zombies I had a hangover for days. Mixing liquors is a bad thing.

[Otto]

They are NOT Zombies you insensitive lout.   From now on refer to them as 'Life-challenged Homosapiens'

[lazs2]

I am fond of "brain chiggers".   I realize that they are sensitive and that eating brains is just part of their adopted culture that was forced on them by the  persecution  by living people but....


Head shots!!!  skeet and trap taken to a whole new level.  

who could resist.

we never have any good riots here.

lazs

[MrsRoo]

Aunt Claira’s Zombie Stew

2 pounds zombie meat cubed (look for an extra lean cut with very little marbling in the meat)
1 tablespoon werewolf liver oil
25 eyeballs (blue have the best flavor)
4 medium batwings (shredded)
2 medium potatoes, cut into finger sized pieces
2 medium Venus flytraps
2 cups Helvella mushrooms
1 teaspoon Valerian root
1 teaspoon Deadly Nightshade
1 cup swamp water
1 cup mare's sweat
1 (16 ounce) can no-salt added stewed tomatoes
3 tablespoons all-purpose foot fungus (dried)

Trim all excess fat from zombie meat and cut into cubes. Heat werewolf liver oil in a large soup pot over medium-high heat until hot. Add zombie and quickly brown on all sides. Add remaining ingredients except fungus, salt and pepper to taste and reduce heat to simmer. Simmer approximately 1 hour or until zombie is cooked and vegetables are tender.

Combine 1 cup stew broth with fungus in a small bowl. Mix with fork or whisk and add to stew. Continue heating another 10-15 minutes or until thickened.

Makes 8 servings
Serving size: 12 ounces

[lazs2]

thank you mrs roo but..

The best thing about zombie hunts tho is ... like groundhgs...  u don't have to justify it with the namby pamby "I eat everything I kill" stuff.

You can just revel in the sheer joy of a good headshot.

lazs

[Shuckins]

College campuses represent some of the best habitat for zombies.  I remember seeing large numbers of them in my brief sojourn there.  However, one can't simply walk onto campus with a large hunting party and start blasting away.  Zombies tend to congregate in specific spots.

In the summer, they are more apt to be found in Education 101, especially in the hours immediately following lunch.  However, hunting them under these conditions isn't much of a challenge, for they are more lethargic than usual.

If a fall hunt is more to your liking, wander onto campus during any home ballgame or during Hell Week.  Zombies are more active during these times than during the summer, therefore "sign" is more plentiful.  Look for regurgitated booze, pretzels, and discarded beer cans and togas.

Happy hunting!

Shuckins/Leggern