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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: May 29, 2004, 05:03:55 PM »
Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Why did they kill the hen?[/b]
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2004, 05:07:08 PM »
Hey, wasn't this an episode on South Park?
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2004, 05:11:59 PM »
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Why did they kill the hen?

She was a marriage wrecker.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2004, 05:14:42 PM »
You wanna eat the eggs after that?...
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2004, 05:22:17 PM »
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Why did they kill the hen?


Well, the white stuff inside a chicken cordon bleu is not the same as what this guy had in mind.   Then again, maybe it's some kind of French delicacy.
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2004, 05:23:09 PM »
Wow and I thought I'd lived in some wierd places..
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2004, 05:34:32 PM »
The *REAL* question is which came first?  The chicken or the...???
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2004, 06:07:36 PM »
Why did they kill the hen?

Be a hard act for any rooster to follow?
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2004, 06:15:39 PM »
The hen was clearly and adultress.

No doubt it was swaying its tail feathers at the poor sap in a seductive manner, and seduced him.

Damn Tramp! It deserved to be boiled in oil (with a little garlic, and some breading meaybe).

Never, and I mean Never, trust a chicken.

No matter how hot they look.


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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2004, 06:27:50 PM »
Cluck!

Why do you post this stuff, Holden?

Ravs
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2004, 06:35:19 PM »
'cause it's funny.

So far I like the rooster follow on answer the best.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2004, 06:38:03 PM »
Don't be a come on. :D
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2004, 06:46:20 PM »
A hen?|?|. How did he? How did it? :confused:  ahh ewwwww
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2004, 06:50:52 PM »
Holden....my question was a reflection on Rips 'beheaded post'. (lost humour)

Ravs
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2004, 08:06:04 PM »
Sweet lol!!

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Originally posted by RTR

Never, and I mean Never, trust a chicken.
No matter how hot they look.
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