Author Topic: Humor (Read 481 times)

AKcurly · « **on:** May 31, 2004, 08:25:13 AM »

Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now ... what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

Nilsen · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:01:58 AM »

Saintaw · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:08:47 AM »

lol

I see you spelled it humour wrong again Curly!

storch · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:40:09 AM »

lada · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:47:32 AM »

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Originally posted by Saintaw
lol

I see you spelled it humour wrong again Curly!

neg you troll.... we spell it humor as well...

well ... we dont speak english at all, but we spell it humor

storch · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:51:31 AM »

Humour, Hum our, hum our what? doesn't seem proper, I have to go with what Lada said. Also in Spanish it is humor as well only the H is silent.

lada · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2004, 09:56:15 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
Also in Spanish it is humor as well only the H is silent.

WHat ?

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ??

Since when is something silent in spanish ? I never meet any silent spanish

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2004, 10:02:19 AM »

hehe nothing but an old joke between Curly & I realy

storch · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2004, 10:09:18 AM »

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Originally posted by lada
WHat ?

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ??

Since when is something silent in spanish ? I never meet any silent spanish

Hola is pronounce ola. Humor umor. the H is silent. but you are right not much else is silent in Spanish.

Airhead · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2004, 10:58:21 AM »

You know what this thread needs? Eurobashing.

Not too much... just a dash.

euros suck

There. That should do it.

lada · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2004, 11:57:33 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
Hola is pronounce ola. Humor umor. the H is silent. but you are right not much else is silent in Spanish.

ummmm .. .spanish is odd, umor means "close to death" in our language

Boroda · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2004, 12:05:11 PM »

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Originally posted by lada
ummmm .. .spanish is odd, umor means "close to death" in our language

"umer" = "is dead" in Russian.

Humor = "YuMOR".

storch · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2004, 12:05:20 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
You know what this thread needs? Eurobashing.

Not too much... just a dash.

euros suck

There. That should do it.

lada · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2004, 12:07:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead

euros suck

we suck more that ever

damm who do i suck tonight ?

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2004, 12:20:24 PM »

hey professor....you are supposed to get offended.