Jeez with all this paper work and not being in the Main I just found this paper on my desk.
Well.
Being secretary AND treasurer of this age old organization I need to inform you of your dues.
It's a small initiation fee of ten bucks. Send it to ME and me only. Cash will work, greenbacks, duckets, a Hamilton or two Lincolns or Washingtons times ten if you have a secret stash in a wittle bottle or something.
I DO NOT ACCEPT CHANGE.
That is to cover the cost of adding your name to the website roster and..
Sending you the squads official lazs bobblehead doll !!
Comes with self adhesive so you can stick it on the dash above all the clocks..
I've pointed mine outwards with it's wittle head in the center pip of my gunsite. When I pull the trigger he yells and stuff, you'll love it.
By the way at our next weekly meeting, we will bring out for you the stone tablets so that you can touch them.
I burst into tears the first time I was allowed to be in their presence..
It's moving... a right of passage..
Then we'll shoot guns and stuff. Great time.