Author Topic: I found her!!! (Read 1011 times)

DiabloTX · « **on:** June 04, 2004, 06:03:12 AM »

You know that "perfect" woman that you dream about? Well, I found mine. Beautiful? She could pass as Catherine Zeta-Jones' sister. Race fan? Yeah, that and a lot more. Intelligent? Check. Single? Yes. 5'4" and 105 lbs.? Bingo. Wild in the sack? Dunno, I'll get back to you on that one.

Would you like to know more?

Staga · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2004, 06:38:30 AM »

Who would drive the car when going to mall; you or her ?
Would it be you giving "intelligent" remarks about her driving and yapping about overspeeding?

DiabloTX · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2004, 06:40:40 AM »

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Originally posted by Staga
Who would drive the car when going to mall; you or her ?
Would it be you giving "intelligent" remarks about her driving and yapping about overspeeding?

1. Who cares.
2. Who cares.

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2004, 07:58:01 AM »

There are of course laws against stalking....

Yeager · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2004, 08:04:25 AM »

I'd be careful. Chances are shes' packing heat and I aint talking about blued steel brother

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2004, 08:24:09 AM »

Good looking woman...Mr Black will prolly use her as a mascot for his new squadron

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2004, 08:32:06 AM »

clean, kinky and let you do whatever you want with your time... anything else is a bonus. anything less is not worth the effort.

lazs

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2004, 10:46:04 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
clean, kinky and let you do whatever you want with your time... anything else is a bonus. anything less is not worth the effort.

lazs

Ahem... I agree with Lazs.

There... I said it.

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2004, 11:01:45 AM »

careful sandie... it is a slippery slope you are on.

lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2004, 11:02:33 AM »

Lazs is missing 2 key ingredients. Other than that he's right on the money.

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2004, 11:28:31 AM »

what would those be? lack the gag reflex? I believe that would fall under "kinky"

be a woman? that was the given.

lazs

101ABN · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2004, 11:47:50 AM »

i must say.... very nice!!:aok

midnight Target · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2004, 12:04:13 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
what would those be? lack the gag reflex? I believe that would fall under "kinky"

be a woman? that was the given.

lazs

OK, ok... so you're a leg man.

strk · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2004, 08:47:44 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
clean, kinky and let you do whatever you want with your time... anything else is a bonus. anything less is not worth the effort.

lazs

and here I thought you were a woman hater!

rpm · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2004, 11:27:07 PM »

Great find Diablo! Sadly, she will probably wind up with some punk like Steve Park.