Come on C/O's. The comb overs don't get it anymore, never did. And spending $$$$ on whatever infomercial medical or surgical remedies just don't make sense.
Lose the Frier Tuck bowl cut, and join the Dripsnore ranks. I had just enough V.O. to make it happen tonight, my wife with the clippers made quick work of the bad hair. And I feel much better.
Edit- P.S. Shut up Laz