Author Topic: The Ronald Reagan Rap (Read 517 times)

hawker238 · « **on:** June 07, 2004, 08:39:17 PM »

The Ronald Reagan Rap

Laying flowers on the grave of the Waffen SS,
Straight playing Jimmy Carter and cleanin up his mess,
You're an old school shoota,
Central America booty loota,
Poppin collas and stabbin Y,
Droppin' dollas on SDI.

Cuz you was a crowd pleasa,
Straight squeeza,
If you was a liberal we didn't needja,

Secret wars in eighty trizzay,
Runnin' up in Nicarizzay,
Orderin' M1s to keep the communizzays bizzay,
Pullin' more voters than Proposition: Free Money,
Got corporate n*ggas thinkin' you the Easter Bunny,
N*ggas know Reaganomics got they up side sunny.

Cuz you was a shot calla,
Big balla,
F*** term limitations and let me hear yah holla

Got more Tech 9s than a plane full a crips,
You the one dealin and winnin' all the chips,
Mondale bought it,
Ferraro's husband got an audit,
While you be smokin' up a tree,
Olly North be swingin' on it.

Cuz you loved you some jelly beans,
Nancy's helpin' troubled teens,
Had your n*ggas runnin' up in House Ways and Means

Shout out to Gingrich and the Hardballas,
Big ups to Froze Out Bush Senior,
And straight out love to all my n*ggas in the Camp David in the sky.

From http://www.somethingawful.com. Just thought some of you might like that. They had a flattering (if fictious) writeup on him too. Kinda funny.

edit: Had to add this. This is a spoof.

Yeager · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2004, 10:47:56 PM »

fediddleing stupid. But thats rap.

SunKing · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2004, 11:06:29 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
fediddleing stupid.

rpm · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2004, 01:49:37 AM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
fediddleing stupid.

1K0N · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2004, 07:48:01 AM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
fediddleing stupid.

mosgood · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:04:27 AM »

you know.......

never mind (sigh)

CyranoAH · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:10:01 AM »

VOR · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:23:51 AM »

Mmm'kay then. We all pay our respects in our own ways.

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:39:17 AM »

you guys who pretend to like rap and be black are gonna really be embarassed in 20 years.

lazs

VOR · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:41:00 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
you guys who pretend to like rap and be black are gonna really be embarassed in 20 years.

lazs

I think back to about 84 and I hope to hell nobody took a picture of me trying to do a headspin on a refrigerator box or moonwalk. Oh, the horror....

1K0N · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2004, 08:54:58 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
you guys who pretend to like rap and be black are gonna really be embarassed in 20 years.

lazs

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hawker238 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2004, 03:03:02 PM »

Hahaha, obviously no one took the time to see that it was a spoof. That's ok though, the reactions were pretty much expected.

"you guys who pretend to like rap and be black are gonna really be embarassed in 20 years."

I liked that line in particular! I thought you might have been above blatant racism too, lazs. Oh well.

lazs2 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2004, 03:10:08 PM »

"I liked that line in particular! I thought you might have been above blatant racism too, lazs. Oh well."

If that is what you thought then you were correct. Unless u know something I don't about it?

lazs

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2004, 03:58:35 PM »

Tumor · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2004, 05:29:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
fediddleing stupid. But thats rap.