Author Topic: Didn't like the Ewoks? They're all dead now. (Read 746 times)

Wilfrid · « **on:** June 09, 2004, 06:57:46 AM »

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Maybe the rebels, being environmentally conscious, attempt to blow up these fragments before they can hit the moon? Fine. You're still left with the same amount of material falling from the sky. You can have it either in big chunks (which make huge impacts) or as a rain of fallout dust. Either way the upper atmosphere will eventually be clogged with either fallout dust or impact dust, resulting in one huge nuclear winter effect.

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Avoiding the Endor Holocaust is completely impossible. It is an inevitable consequence of observable facts of the Return of the Jedi film. Endor is a depopulated wasteland.

Rebel Scum

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2004, 09:46:33 AM »

Indeed... Rebel scum .

ravells · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2004, 10:01:32 AM »

Sandman,

That was a BRILLIANT article!

Thank you so much for posting it.

Ravs.

Yeager · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2004, 10:10:51 AM »

Interesting? yes, enjoyable? sorta.....

BRILLIANT?

Charon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2004, 10:14:29 AM »

If only they had a comprable extinction event before Return of the Jedi. Perhaps hunted for sport during Imperial days. Or made into coats for the wives of rich and corrupt imperial industrialists. Maybe a "lucky Ewok paw" craze. Or, "Ewoks, that's some good eatin.'" One can only dream.

Charon

ravells · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2004, 10:17:09 AM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
Interesting? yes, enjoyable? sorta.....

BRILLIANT?

Yes, totally brilliant.

Ravs.

Pongo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2004, 11:05:02 AM »

Hillarios..
Good to know the Ewoks got thiers for their treachery. The empire let them live in peace and the Rebels destroyed thier moon.
I bet the trout fishing was good on endor befor the Rebels got there.

Yeager · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2004, 11:07:25 AM »

totally?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2004, 11:11:01 AM »

****ing ewoks.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2004, 11:18:20 AM »

I always new the rebels were scum!

GL trying is to glorify them, so he never shows what they do to captured storm troopers ETC...

Awsome link Sandy.

The other link takes Dork analysis to a new level.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2004, 01:04:09 PM »

This is too funny, the guys at my work are gonna get a kick out of this.

ack-ack

ravells · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2004, 02:13:57 PM »

Has anyone played the Star Wars Galaxies?

Is it just EverQuest with light sabres or is there more to it than that?

Ravs

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2004, 02:23:36 PM »

Revells
I have not played but a bunch of friends did.

The key word being did.

They all described it as:

A: Boring

B: Having no point

C: a waste of time if you want to be a jedi.

D: not fun.

granted this was before the space flight stuff, but I am not sure that has made it in yet.

They are all back on EQ now.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2004, 02:33:59 PM »

lol Rebel Scum

ravells · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2004, 02:47:17 PM »

Thanks GtoR

I kind of suspected as much.

Ravs