i've found your soulmate. ok, she's a little hairy, but look at that titanium blonde coat....mmmm...mm. turns out fattys mom has been hiding her all these years in the beer basement. She already has a kid though, his name is "slim" and he hangs out at fatty's pad. However, "Fluffy, the kitty fluffer" is looking to get into some real "action"
if you catch my drift. All she requests is that there is plenty of budlight and power for the tv. She'll even fetch the beer for you (a trick she learned while visiting fattys house of wings)....so, without further adue...
Hairball, meet Fluffy.
