Originally posted by LePaul
Heh...when I read his column, I always hear that Mr Hallowell voice (Rich socialite that was in "Gilligan's Island) 
LePaul...I'm shocked! His name was Thurston Howell III.
"Oh, Lovey!"
Howell, Thurston III
Age: 60
Source: Howell Industries
Net Worth: $8 Billion
Hometown: Pacific Island
Marital Status: Married, no children
Eccentric Harvard grad fled U.S. on eve of indictment on accounting fraud charges. Rumored to be living on private island in Pacific with wife Lovey and skeletal staff of trusted associates. Known for his bare-knuckled boardroom style, despite socialite manners. Once said that anyone believing a businessman should refuse to resort to thievery is simply "naïve." Congressmen and prosecutors looking to drag him home to ask him what he meant. Member of Forbes Fictional Fifteen since 1964.
