Author Topic: I am the greatest EVAR!! (Read 469 times)

Capt. Pork · « **on:** June 15, 2004, 08:08:59 PM »

.... To sit in this chair.

I just got it (Ikea $129).

Pretty nice but the fake leather can get pretty sticky.

RookieCAF · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2004, 08:11:38 PM »

Ain't tonight Fly Nekkid Night?

*edit* Pics?

Nash · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2004, 08:13:12 PM »

Greatest vegan evar?

NUKE · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2004, 08:25:15 PM »

You should get a jug of vasoline and smear it all over the "pleather"..... that will protect it.

JB73 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2004, 09:41:48 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
You should get a jug of vasoline and smear it all over the "pleather"..... that will protect it.

nuke.. is this you?!?!

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/8690268.htm?1c

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Roger Chamberlain may have thought he gave police the slip when he switched motels.

But when authorities found the man slathered head-to-toe in petroleum jelly, they knew they had their man.

Authorities said a Motel 6 cleaning crew discovered a petroleum jelly mess on mattresses, bedding, a TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in Chamberlain's room after he checked out last week.

Damage was put at more than $1,000.

14 empty petroleum jelly jars and numerous pornographic magazines were fished out of the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.

Shortly afterward, a sheriff's deputy tracked down Chamberlain to a nearby motel, finding the 44-year-old Virginia man entirely covered in the greasy ointment, authorities said.

He was charged with criminal mischief.

— The Associated Press

Nash · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2004, 09:45:59 PM »

OLDEN!

NUKE · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2004, 09:50:13 PM »

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Originally posted by JB73
nuke.. is this you?!?!

LOL, and they will NEVAR catch me! muhahahahha!

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2004, 10:45:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Greatest vegan evar?

Not a vegan.

Real leather is more expensive, and not something you get at IKEA.

Nash · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2004, 10:49:10 PM »

No doubt.

Hope ya didn't get the Tullsta. Mine crapped out within 6 mos.

Chairboy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2004, 11:11:18 PM »

Ikea sells leather... they say it's real... maybe it's actually Leäther?

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2004, 11:47:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
No doubt.

Hope ya didn't get the Tullsta. Mine crapped out within 6 mos.

I forgot what it's called, but it's simple and comfortable, although I do find that it rolls about a bit too freely on the hardwood.

I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.

Nash · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2004, 11:48:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.

nope.

Sandman · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2004, 12:14:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think the first girl in your avatar is a virgin.

I'm thinking she might bark like a dog with the right motivation.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2004, 01:28:16 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash
nope.

She must be a virgin!

... I've spent the last hour thinking about it and I can say conclusively that I've never even gotten to third base with her.

Nash · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2004, 02:05:45 AM »

total slut.

god bless her.