German safety Video, LOL

[JimBear]

Gave a copy of that to our HR/Saftey mangaer,  she didnt find it funny in the least  

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by Duedel
OMFG this is so bloody old but ... JAWOLL .. IMHO its one of the best videos ever. If u US speaking guys could only understand what he says it would be much funnier...

Can you find a translation for us (written)?

Thanks

eskimo

[fffreeze220]

Its actually a fake education movie. But duedel is right the sound and pronounciation of the speaker is the good old "education film speaker voice". Its so hillarious. No chance to translate the humor. I thin k there is a complete series of these films but i am not sure.

 BTW Duedel: Ich bin nach Nürnberg gezogen zur Piloten Ausbildung. Wir sollten mal wieder ein Bier zusammen trinken gehen wenn ich mal wieder in Bremen bin. Ende July vieleicht. Gilt deine alte Email adresse noch. Sonst schreib mal an: freeze@9thawacs.com

gruß Henning

[fffreeze220]

Eskimo i will try to translate it for u. Will take some time but ill try it.

[Saintaw]

lol

[SirLoin]

That's the "Holy Grail" of safety films..lol!

[Loddar]

.... Freezeman ist bei den Nürnberchern

Lass die Stadt heile und versau die nich, die haben schon
so genug Probleme mit sich selber die bayrischen Hessen !

[fffreeze220]

ROFL Loddar. Ich versuch heile zu lassen. Aber die müssen hier noch viel lernen Die Nord-Östereicher sind schon ein lustiges Völkchen

[Dingbat]

Ich weiß nicht, daß Deutscher und google vermutlich dieses oben schrauben.  Ich sage vermutlich, daß etwas wie "ich haben einen haarigen Esel.",

[SirLoin]

What is the URL for this so I can relay it?..I tried properties but just gets me to that awfull website.

[Dingbat]

(right click the shortcut and choose properties)

I separated it with spaces so delete the obvious and you should be good to go.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com / downloads / cj_35674.wmv

[Halo]

Yawohl, est ist muy interezant das Deutsch ist gesprachen uber Inglish en der threadreadengethinken.  Aufgladen der gemotionflicker esta onlyich eine gespoofenlaugherich.

[fffreeze220]

Halo now i am not amused. U insulted me.

[Halo]

Please do be amused.  I envy multilinguals but have little occasion to use other languages so I don't.

As you can see, a little bit of high school German and a little bit of college Spanish is like a little bit of bull riding -- lot easier to hop on than to land intact.