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Offline JB73

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« on: June 22, 2004, 05:57:16 PM »
how the heck did these jerks get my address. i have never stepped foot inside on of their stores.

yet i get a catalog every week in the mail now grrrrrrrrr

wtf do i want with a pottery barn catalog?!?! thats like sending bed/bath store catalogs to the FDB's.
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2004, 06:22:41 PM »
Bed Bath and Beyond is my favorite store. You could drop $300 in there just going in to buy new pillows, as you couldn't help but hook right the F up with towels as big as tents that were extra comfy rolling out of the shower, a spatula that had 21 uses, shot glasses, candles to whip the wife by, and anything else you could think of that makes a house twice as comfy.

Don't get me started on the kitchen appliances. I'd be down a G if I was serious about shopping there.

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2004, 09:01:22 PM »
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shot glasses.


Admit it, you just threw that one in there so as not to sound completely gay. ;)

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2004, 09:03:15 PM »
Man... Bed bath and beyond rules... Good stuff in the pottery barn too.

Go ahead and stick to Walmart though if it makes ya feel like a man.

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2004, 10:39:04 PM »
When I need something new for the household, I go next door to the neighbor's.

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2004, 10:47:42 PM »
I never have to buy anything for the house.  some of my cash vanishes and then there is new towels or a blender, or whatever.

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2004, 10:50:22 PM »
If you ever bought anything mail-order, or even subscribed to a particular magazine you will be on a list.

Try this.... subscribe to any magazine for a short time, and use a different 1st name. You'll find out real quick who buys your info.

I worked for a mail order house for a while. If you ever actually buy something, you're on the list forever.

Here's another little tip. If you buy something from one of those cut-rate mail order places (like Harriet Carter), just send in 80% of what you really owe. I bet you get your package anyway.

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2004, 01:56:00 AM »
BTW, some of the blues and jazz compliations at Pottery Barn are great.  

Nancy Wilson singing "You'd Be Nice to Come Home To" is worth two glasses of Black Bush.

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2004, 08:42:34 AM »
man you are all f4gs LOL.

ya i know how mail order works. i just thought it was funny a single 31 year old male who has never shopped there is getting the catalogs.

looking at them DAM


the only store like that i have gone to is restoration hardware. remodeling buddies bathroom his wife got all the fixtures there. that place is ok, some quality drawer pulls and stuff.

williams sonoma is the best for kitchen related stuff though. better then them all.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2004, 08:56:25 AM »
Awe come on, free the woman inside you. ;)

I go shopping anywhere except maybe home depot and Fry's Electronics the energy is sucked from me so quickly that my wife has to hold me up on the way out. She usually doesn't find that very amusing. ;)
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2004, 09:13:15 AM »
JB73..

Do you have furniture at all in you cave or just computers, a widescreen and a collection of powertools and empty beer bottles?

:p

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2004, 09:15:10 AM »
Leave them out when you have chicks over, they will think your sensitive and companionate and a homebody.......











Then have at them like a cheetah taking a gazelle:aok
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2004, 10:15:00 AM »
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JB73..

Do you have furniture at all in you cave or just computers, a widescreen and a collection of powertools and empty beer bottles?

:p
no widescreen (just a plain old 27" flat screen tube TV) computers take up more room than entertainment center, ad all my tools (3 large toolboxex not including drills and such) are over at my buddies where wer are remodeling his whole basement, and beer bottles go in the special oversize recycle bin behind my computer chair.


otherwise spot on LOL
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