Author Topic: Mannovations (Read 766 times)

FUNKED1 · « **on:** June 23, 2004, 09:14:43 PM »

Don't steal them from the show, give me some original ones.
Mine:
Popcorndogs

Corndogs with popcorn kernels embedded in the breading. As the dog cooks, the popcorn pops, and you get a neat taste treat.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2004, 09:28:44 PM »

Teepozine?

Think Maxim but you really can wipe your bellybutton with it.

Nash · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2004, 09:30:08 PM »

I haven't heard of the show and barely know what you're talking about...

But if cheezewhiz doesn't win I'm gonna cry foul.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2004, 09:31:41 PM »

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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Teepozine?

Think Maxim but you really can wipe your bellybutton with it.

Sweet. Would be great for pr0n mags too.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2004, 09:33:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
I haven't heard of the show and barely know what you're talking about...

But if cheezewhiz doesn't win I'm gonna cry foul.

Cheezewhiz has already been invented, hoser.
You have to come up with "innovative ideas to make a man's life better".

Nash · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2004, 09:36:33 PM »

ahh... gotcha... lemme think!!!

DiabloTX · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2004, 10:01:47 PM »

The shutthefuqupizer.

Automatically lowers the toilet seat when your done whizzin'.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2004, 10:07:21 PM »

bigulator

AKIron · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2004, 10:25:20 PM »

how about a:

askfordirectionstrunkmonkey

RTR · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:00:02 PM »

BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)

Nash · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:08:01 PM »

horsewhistlecrotchcamera?

d'OH!

okay.... lemme think.... I'll get it....

JB73 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:09:34 PM »

buffalo wing shellac

keeps the sauce from getting on your fingers / face and protects the flavor.

gamegoggles

glasses with a built in heads-up display and TV tuner so no matter what you are doing with the missus (shopping at pottery barn or whatever) you can have the football (American) game showing.

odorannihilator

undergarment that disperses or absorbes any "smell" from the rear so there is zero chance of that pabst blue ribbon from last night offending any nearby women.

thinner

a malt beverage that actually burns caloires while drinking it, if it can make muscles too even better.

thats all i got for now

Drunky · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:15:43 PM »

I'm still waiting for the dumb, mute, flat headed woman with big tits that has a beer cooler in her arse that waits on my hand and foot. Zappa had a really cool song about that, I'll have to dig it up.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:26:52 PM »

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Originally posted by RTR
BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)

Pongo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:35:55 PM »

Uberhugahunkn.

Perfect toilet paper that wipes your butt with one pass and gives it a good scratch at the same time.