Author Topic: Mannovations (Read 764 times)

SirLoin · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2004, 05:20:03 AM »

Orifice Oralizer..."As seen on TV!"

Nilsen · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2004, 05:28:54 AM »

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Originally posted by RTR
BeerBuddy

(ya prop him up in a chair so's ya never have to drink alone)

just log on AH and you have plenty of drunks to hang out with

RTR · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2004, 10:04:22 AM »

lead computing whizinator.

automated donut gunsight, so's ya don't miss the bowl.
(as a plus, it will improve your aim when shooting at the **** refugees hanging on the side of the bowl too!)

RTR

RTR · « **Reply #18 on:** June 24, 2004, 10:05:46 AM »

oooh!

I guess **** (T*U*R*D*) is a bad word.

Sorry Folks!

RTR

Preon1 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24, 2004, 10:43:28 AM »

the dipbag chair

Instead of a beanbag chair, simply replace the stuffing with your favorite picante con queso con carne dip. Then as you need more dip for your nachos, you just open up the handy valve and spray it on your chips. Your body keeps it warm!

RTR · « **Reply #20 on:** June 24, 2004, 09:22:10 PM »

The Multi-Gitch

Re-usable shorts. They are double-layered so's when ya turn'em inside out the skidmark disappears!

These would be good if you don't have Uberhugahunkn handy (thanks Pongo hehe).

RTR

xrtoronto · « **Reply #21 on:** June 24, 2004, 09:29:00 PM »

Arm-bot

...a small device placed under the skin in the forearm of each male over 16 ... easily activated to send a radio signal to your TV remote to help locate when missing.

Makarov9 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2004, 09:30:02 PM »

Bacongum....nuff said.

Furious · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2004, 12:49:59 AM »

I don't know what to call it but I would like a little device that at my whim would give people that annoy me crippling knee pain and loss of bowel control.

Nash · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2004, 12:58:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Makarov9
Bacongum....nuff said.

Why hasn't anyone done this already????!!??!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2004, 01:00:02 AM »

one word:

HOOTERS

we didnt really have an appropriate spot to look at woman dressed scantilly clad besides stip clubs untill then.

That and

prettythangspackle.......cove rs your plumer's crack

capt. apathy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2004, 01:41:43 AM »

I invented this years ago, but never did anything with it-

king sized sheets with the Twister board printed on them.

won't make your life easier, but it could make it better.