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storch

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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2004, 12:57:51 PM »
who are the ones moaning because their wives have "headaches"?  bark away liberal doggies this caravan marches inexorably on, laughing at your posts every step of the way.  you guys are a hoot.

Thrawn, let me explain this to you perhaps it will help your domestic partner be less "headache prone".  Your sex organ is between your ears.  That's why you moron liberals "come up short".  chew on that while, ask for help if you need an explaination.
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2004, 12:58:48 PM »
"and many times instigates sex. "
that is code for "tries to escape"
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2004, 01:12:03 PM »
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"and many times instigates sex. "
that is code for "tries to escape"
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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2004, 01:47:06 PM »
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"and many times instigates sex. "
that is code for "tries to escape"


 :lol :rofl
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2004, 02:04:43 PM »
Hmmmmmmmmm..........

Prostitute?  Isn't having to pay for it in some form like Prostitution?  So is this a situation where a guy finds himself married to a prostitute?  Just wondering.

Hmmmmmmmmm..........

Would it actually be cheaper to go see and use a prostitute?  Err well hmm maybe not in the long run.  Diseases and such I guess.

Have been wondering about this type of relationship for a long time now.

Marriage and relationships seem to be becoming the domain of the female more and more.  They seem to say whats what in the relationship.  They and their men seem to create some kind of barter system for sex and favors.  They choose to divorce and they take everything they can when they leave.  So why marry?  For the sex?  Prostitution?   Even our legal system seems to promote this?

Something just doesn't seem right about relationships anymore.  Then perhaps that is the way many relationships have been from the begining?

Perhaps avoiding the barter system and the females that insist upon it is a better course of action?

Perhaps a great deal of thought and consideration needs to be takin in the choosing of a mate?  Perhaps a better approach to this is.... if you both don't enjoy sex with one another then you should not marry or have a relationship?  But should go and seek out someone more compatable?  Learn techniques for pleasing your partner?

Hmmmmm....

Kinda hard (LOL) to do when the little head is clammering so much for attention.  A case of a body part betraying the rest of the body?

Answers?  Are there any?



The human body seems to create substances that can not be found anywhere esle in nature.  Science and Docters are even in this day and age still discovering them.  These substances are called hormone's.  Science just recently discovered that the male creates a hormone within his seamen that actually acts upon the female and gives here energy/spunk?  Females do not produce this hormone.

There is probably a hormone created by the female that the male can't create as well.  Wonder when they'll find it.

Question:
How do ya make a hormone?


Answer?
Don't PAY her..............

OK OK bad lol
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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2004, 02:05:45 PM »
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who are the ones moaning because their wives have "headaches"?  bark away liberal doggies this caravan marches inexorably on, laughing at your posts every step of the way.  you guys are a hoot.

Thrawn, let me explain this to you perhaps it will help your domestic partner be less "headache prone". Your sex organ is between your ears. That's why you moron liberals "come up short".  chew on that while, ask for help if you need an explaination.  


You have sex using your nose? Is that why you call yourself storch?
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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2004, 04:39:20 PM »
As far as Im concerned youre all ****ing morons for signing the marraige papers.
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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2004, 04:45:26 PM »
Ooo I see, we're getting personal he?

You won't taste my "bagette" Storch,  sorry to dissapoint you. Maybe the guy in the other trailer park nexdoor can help you out.
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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2004, 05:13:38 PM »
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Thrawn, let me explain this to you perhaps it will help your domestic partner be less "headache prone".  Your sex organ is between your ears.  


Always thought you were a d1ckh3ad, Storch!

Sorry! Couldn't resist! ;)

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2004, 05:37:15 PM »
The way some of you bite the same rusty hook with the same chopped in half to save some bait for later worm on it, I'm beginning to question my evolutionist theories.

:rofl

Storch, yer gonna need a commercial license soon!
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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2004, 05:46:55 PM »
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Blow-up dolls and audio hallucinations don't qualify as human beings.


now that made me laugh....and spit my pepsi all over the damn screen:D
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2004, 05:57:06 PM »
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Originally posted by VOR
The way some of you bite the same rusty hook with the same chopped in half to save some bait for later worm on it, I'm beginning to question my evolutionist theories.

:rofl

Storch, yer gonna need a commercial license soon!


Shhhh
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2004, 05:58:50 PM »
This thread went downhill in a hurry. My wife thought it was funny Beet1e. :aok
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« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2004, 06:32:47 PM »
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As far as Im concerned youre all ****ing morons for signing the marraige papers.


WOW finally some real common sense.

Just out of curiosity storch....you are married right?  If so do you have any kids and how many?

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2004, 06:35:38 PM »
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WOW finally some real common sense.

Just out of curiosity storch....you are married right?  If so do you have any kids and how many?

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yes married 27 years three kids living one dead.
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