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Offline Simaril

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« on: June 28, 2004, 05:49:43 PM »
As a (no doubt brief) break from urgent BBS rantings, I humbly submit the following Ten Ways to Tell You're Playing Too Much AH.

10. You keep checking 6 on your riding mower.

9. You want your friends to call you by your screen name -- and you're a "numbers guy."

8. You're always looking under your neighbor's car for a red icon.

7. You ask your wife if she can put up with the labor pains until after squad night's over.

6. You just don't remember your kid's 6th grade year.

5. The chessboard just looks wrong because the Rooks, Knights, and Bishops are all on the same side.

4. You call the minivan a "Buff."

3. You keep trying to put the flaps down as you park the car.

2. You call dropping the kids off "kicking the drunks out of the goon" -- and you're talking to your pastor.

And Number One:

1. When your butt fuses itself to your computer chair!!!




[Any other ideas?? Let's have some fun!}
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2004, 06:13:18 PM »
Ya forgot one.
You find yourself responding by accident to the person on the other end of the phone with "Roger" and "Copy"

And if they ask if you can hear  them you say "555"

I've personally caught myself saying "roger" and "copy"

Usually the person on the other end says something like
"what??":rofl
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Offline Raptor

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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2004, 06:14:24 PM »
There was just a car accident infront of you, you press down on the right pedal (gas) to get out of the way quicker
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2004, 06:16:59 PM »
You may be considered giddy with AH addiction when your trying to get a guns solution on the vehicle in front of you,and if he turns, you try and pull lead:D
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2004, 06:41:18 PM »
A Ford Mustang screams past you on the highway, and you mutter "Yea, you just keep running you wussy pony"

There was just a car accident infront of you, and you futially try to pull the steering wheel out of the columb, trying to make a brake turn.

You find yourself arching your neck from side to side to see around things while using the arrow keys.

You cannot hear a piston plane engine without looking to get a vis, and ID it.
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Offline jetb123

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2004, 06:59:32 PM »
:lol On the phone with a dell guys about my computer i was saying rgr, he would say rgr back looks like me and him play to much.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2004, 07:08:40 PM by jetb123 »
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Offline 68DevilM

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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2004, 07:00:34 PM »
you forgot

your wife leave's ya over a fricken computer game:(

or how bout the kids start calling the mail man daddy:mad:
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Offline IK0N

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2004, 07:41:12 PM »
You know you have flight sim addiction when:

Your dogs name is "Bogey"

You explain to your wife that the reason you were able to pass the other car so nicely was the amount of "E'" you had... She considers other options..

Your a 40 year old with Corgi toys in your work brief case...And there not for your son...  He trys to take them thinking that they are for him, you end up buying duplicates so he wont take yours...

The next door neighbor wants to know what all the yelling every saturday night is until 2:00am in the morning every week, and who the hell is the roger guy I am yelling at all the time...

The guys you work with have naked chick wallpaper on their desktop and you have a FW-190 wallpaper on yours, they stop talking to you.....

You agree to go out to dinner on Saturday night only if your wife agrees to make sure you get back in time for Squad night at 9:00.. She considers more options..

Your convinced the 78yr old German Neighbor was in the German Luftwaffe during WW2 and you scheme of ways to make him talk about his fighter pilot past without letting him know that I know that he is a german fighter ace....

You wife invites the knuckleheads from her work over and the guy sees the Die cast collection and starts blurping out data on ME109's and you ruin dinner by telling him he is full of crap about the True Airspeed of the 109, you show him documented evidence he is wrong. I didn't mean to yell at him.... The wife has other options now.

Your Family has a reunion planned, the first one in 10 years, you decline because it interfers with the AHcon the same week...The wife contacts her Lawyer..

Will let you know how the Lawyer thing works out!!!

Ohh yeah...

The President of the company is curious as to the meaning of the on my report this week...

I said it meant signed... He said ok cool...

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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2004, 07:44:05 PM »
LOL
:aok
good post IKON
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Offline Paul33

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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2004, 07:49:25 PM »
When your told to do something, you reply with rgr

Whenever you type something you accidentally press the /? button

Your roaming through websites and start to press the numberpad keys thinking the screen will look like it's turning....

You start pressing the view keys while on the desktop...

You get grounded for playing over 200 hours a month.

You get grounded for playing 42 hours nonstop...
« Last Edit: June 29, 2004, 12:21:33 PM by Paul33 »
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Offline TweetyBird

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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2004, 07:53:09 PM »
You turn inside a mercedes and think you've won.
An overwhelming need to go verticle in rush hour traffic.
Oh, and one more - your posts start taking on the maturity level of a 10--year-old (I'm guilty).
« Last Edit: June 28, 2004, 08:02:41 PM by TweetyBird »
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2004, 09:50:35 PM »
You're looking for a cop in your rearview mirror and start looking for the "zoom' key on the dash board.
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Offline LYNX

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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2004, 01:26:44 AM »
When the Mrs buys you a four pack mini fridge at Christmas:aok
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2004, 01:44:03 AM »
:rofl

Seriously, I do a thing driving up behindcars and thinking " thats 200 m, that's close enough!"

Seriously, if you stand in your roadway and look at where 500m is you realise how stupid it is to open fire at that range!

Opps. Just proved your theory!:o
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2004, 02:39:01 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by LYNX
When the Mrs buys you a four pack mini fridge at Christmas:aok



  What is a four pack mini fridge? Hold four kegs or what?  :D
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