Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Playing Too Much AH

[FiLtH]

Dont forget the aiming at other cars with the spattered bug gunsight on your windshield.( Making rat ta tat tat noises)

Taking a dump and yelling "Bombs Away!"

[Flyboy]

a audi A8 passes you while you are driving and you say "Gdamn overmoddeled ****awulfs

[Curval]

True story:

Driving along Harbour Road, a very narrow and curvy road here, in the car when I came upon a very sharp left hand turn.  Instead of putting on the brake I weaved the car from side to side to "blow some "E"" so that I could make the turn without breaking.  Then I realised my wife was in the passenger seat and looking at me as if I was nuts.  When she asked why I did that I didn't have the heart to tell her the real reason...I think I said I was testing the steering or something.

[Puck]

Originally posted by Raptor01
There was just a car accident infront of you, you press down on the right pedal (gas) to get out of the way quicker

You mean there are people who DON'T roll on the throttle when things get dicy in front of them?  I thought that's why I have a 180HP bike...

[hogenbor]

Originally posted by Flyboy
a audi A8 passes you while you are driving and you say "Gdamn overmoddeled ****awulfs

Dear God, this is so brilliant. It so happens to be that the company I work for makes the Sat-Nav for the new Audi A6 and that I am the project manager of the test team

This means that I have at my disposal one A6 and two A8's kitted out with Sat-Nav for testing. I drive them all regularly as I'm a 'hands-on' manager

The A8's are 4.2 liter V8's with over 350 horsepower. Just put the gearbox in S for Sport and push the right pedal all the way down and leave all worries behind you.

Ow, and these cars are all unrestricted, this means they are not neutered to stop at 250km/u (155mph),

Ask me how I know

Still looking for the MW-50 button though

Ow and (edited), I live less than half an hour from the German border. Once you pass it you can shout 'Geronimo' and play with the big boys again. Most of you might know, but there is NO SPEED LIMIT on (most) German Autobahns.

[Turbo11]

I might play Aces High too much because I say "Roger" and "Copy" too, and when I'm playing Battlefield 1942, I'll keep pressing "SHIFT /" to talk to my teamates and press "ALT /" to talk to my squad teamates there too.

[Stratocaster]

LMAO DEVILM:lol

[reacher15]

your driving in your car and you want the zoom key for a hot Babe!

I've actually done this.....wanting to zoom in

[reacher15]

one more i forgot about

this one really happened

one of my squaddies is 767 pilot...he was taking off from JFK airport and had a nice view of another airliner on his nose and he said "KILL".....his co-pilot looked at him and "WHAT"

[guttboy]

You refer to your wife as....."WIFE ACK"

[cobia38]

Whe n you call the cable company and have them cancel espn and replace it with Lifetime/Lifetime movie channle,and all those other women chanels just to keep wife happy

[RTSigma]

You do a pre-start checkup before getting in your car and starting it.

You ask for clearance from your wife who you forced to go upstairs window with a nextel and a pair of nocs as you pull out of the drive way, taxi, then rev the car with brakes on and take off down the street.

[Nwbie]

I know I am playing way too much cuz I got busted by the wife walking in at 3 in the morning after partying it up with some buds I hadn't seen in a long time
The next day talking on the phone with my friend I told him I had to start flying under dar again for awhile cuz the base is too hot

he went "huh?"

lol

NwBie