fester

[nopoop]

I didn't think it was necessary because the original poster hadn't replied. But he came back in spades.

So as a precaution even tho this one is so silly.. I must be..

IN

[mars01]

I know the LTARs predominanty drive GVs.  So don't you know the GV model is porked and that weird things like this happen, which are totally out of the control of the player.  IMO.


Whooo hooooooo in again.

HT must be out flying this is going on too long lol.

[Saintaw]

Funny guy. Ever tried benzo? Could help you.

[sling322]

This is an IN credibly funny post.

What a moron this LTARD guy is.

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by JB66

Ok...Fester had 39 kills and I had 36.  Who else had Ltar kills last night, lets tally it up.

I killed him outright a few times in an IL2 and knocked out his turret many times...

I just dont get the fun of upping GVs endlessly in a camped spawn area with numerous enemy GVs and ground attack planes killing you almost instantly...

[WilldCrd]

Originally posted by shaky1
fester is without a doubt a cheater put over 20 rounds into his tiger turret at 400 no effect over 30 bounced off not to mention the 5 other guys hitting it at the same range  plus i had already hit him 7 or 8 times with a tiger all other tigers turret go out 1 hit at that range dont beleive me ask the other guys about it.

I'm sure it was just lag ask HTC

LTARprts

IN




Woohoo first on 2nd page...still IN!!

[RTR]

Originally posted by shaky1
You guys are too funny first off there where 3 tigers at that spawn XJ was 1 I killed him with 3 rounds at about 2100 2nd one takes his turret ,leavyme or something like that is next I killed his panzer he came back later  in a tiger took his turret about 10 times 1 shot,he had supplies, fester was sitting beside XJ 3 hits no damage he backs off ridge and no he didnt have supplies or XJ would have used them im still in tiger i go looking for him he comes over ridge 800 from me 2 more rounds into him 1 turret 1 in side no effect i chase him over hill he 1 shots kills my  turret 2nd kills me kills me i hunt him again I come over ridge see him in edge of forest about 1100 away he 1 shot kills me I take another tiger he comes over ridge in front of me i hit wrong darn button he 1 shot kills Im sitting at spawn now he drives up behind me without a sound about 400 away takes my turret 1 ping Im tired of losing tigers  so i up a panzer hes sitting behind spawn 450 or so away can only see his turret no supplies 4 hits to his turret no effect 1 shot takes my turret  which is normal i up again 3 more hits to his turret no supplies no effect by now 4 others have  upped all have hit him 5 or more times without a sign of smoke even with supplies you will smoke long before you can resupply! supplies where upped onced during this fight  i ate them up and told them not to drop anymore they didnt.You count the hits that just i had on fester and tell me if its not a cheat then how? the other tigers died like tigers should including mine of course.I kill more GV'S in a day then most of have killed the whole time you have been playing so dont try to impart you stupid opinons on me i know all there is no know about killing tanks i kill between 30 and 50 aday .
If you guys could get your heads out of festers arse long enough to see the light of day i might care what you think.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

LTARprts [/QUOT

WOW....1 Paragraph.

388 words

3 comma's

1 exclamation point

4 periods, but the first one doesn't appear until the end of word # 286 (although, the only exclamation point does appear earlier, at the end of word # 266).

I rate the content of the whine a -1.

I rate the execution of the whine a 6 however, on the grammar meter. It would have been higher, but that exclamation point ruined a good streak.

RTR:D

[rod367th]

Well cats out of bag now, Since my cheat codes must be  better than yours fester (Based on fact that i've shot down your planes and killed your tigers including killing your tiger with 1   500 pound bomb). I think its only fair to post codes to harden bombs and armor so every one can use them to even playing field.




             Cheat codes for hardening bombs and armor


Press in order the following= Alt p5+alt p7+alt f1, 666( press enter), and finally altf4.                In exact order or code doesn't work.





                   codes for increasing unlimited ammo

 press again in exact order= Alt f8, alt f2, 666 armunlimited (press enter) now press alt f4







                                  codes to be invisable


press in exact order= Alt f3, CMCODE (press enter)altf6,666(press enter) now press alt f4





                          code to never die


just hit= alt f4 same time you'll never get shot down again.





Rod367th coming home soon to a arena near you.

[Meatwad]

Wow ltar that was an INdescrible long sentence!

[WilldCrd]

How to kill Festers tigger...or anybody elses for that matter in 3 easy steps

1.******   **********  8****  ****** ******** *********  ******** ****** ********** *** ***** ********

2. **** ******* **** ***** ******* **** ***** *** *** * **** ******** *** ** ****** **** ***** ****** ****

3. ** **** ****** *** *** ******* *** ***** ***** ***** ***** **** ** ***** **** ******** *** ** * then FIRE!


Please note all info is G-14 classified. You must have the new spiderman secret decoder ring to read.

[DREDIOCK]

I know the secret to Festers ummm cheat.
Same cheat I use from time to time.
Wanna know what it is?
Wanna now how you do it?

Well here is .

First know how to range and aim at a target,
then place the gunsight in the appopriate position taking into account, Range and whatever angle your tank may be on..
Sounds pretty basic right? Well it is. thats not the cheat part.
The most important part and the cheat part is..
KEEPING YOUR EYES OPEN WHEN YOU SHOOT


Guess Im IN too

[slimm50]

IN!

[Modas]

Oh for the love of the Holy Mother....

SUCK IT UP!!  Now, based on the number of posts you have and your silly whine about "cheating" I'm ASSUMING you haven't been playing AH very long.  You can't come in with a couple of weeks (or months) of experience and expect to beat players that have been doing this for YEARS.  On top of that, it sounds like you are upping on a camped spawn point.  That's not to bright either.

To be called a cheater is the ultimate compliment and Fester is good enough in EVERYTHING that he doesn't need anymore compliments.

Wait, I think that was a compliment. Dammit, I can't even do THAT right.

I'm just gonna crack out a cold one, sit in the lawn chair, continue to be humored by this post and wait for 14:00 hours so I can go on vacation.

Oh, and Fester, stop picking on the noobs, they can't defend themselves

[6GunUSMC]

I wont comment on anyones choice of gaming tactics, because I believe that has been well covered IN this thread...

Never, I repeat NEVER accuse anyone of cheating on a BB without:

A. Proof Positive
B. Going through proper reporting channels first
C. Read rule "A" again - just so it sinks in.

[jamusta]

You know if you hit that bush in front of him your round will explode leaving you to believe you hit him. Plus the fact after you hit him he backed off down the hill lets me to believe he didnt want to lose his tiger. Which means he is not invincible.

Just noticed that I am IN twice before the lock!!!!