Well hell, Ill go see this one. I cant think of many other things as satisfying as watching Michael Moore answer his own questions.
"Excuse me, Mr. Moore? Mr. Moore? Hi, I have this petition here I was wondering if youd sign?"
"Huh?"
"Its to sign your children up as human sheilds, would you be willing to do that?"
"Who are you?"
"Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, where are you going?"