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Offline Capt. Pork

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« on: July 05, 2004, 09:31:58 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2004, 09:54:30 AM »
Which would you rather see onstage in a slinky black dress?

OR


I'm voting Shania!
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2004, 10:07:30 AM »
which one is voting for Bush? :D

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2004, 10:20:47 AM »
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Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?

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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2004, 05:14:07 PM »
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Which would you rather see onstage in a slinky black dress?

I'm voting Shania!


If Martina is on the ballot, I'm voting McBride.
She's a better singer too.
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2004, 05:23:53 PM »
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I'll repeat the question:

Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2004, 06:25:26 PM »
I dont think there should be any argument here

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2004, 08:10:30 PM »
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Since when did John Kruk start coloring his hair?


Ahem... that's not John Kruk. It's Elvis.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2004, 08:16:51 PM »
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which one is voting for Bush? :D


It'll have to be Judd. Shania is Canadian. (another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2004, 08:20:19 PM »
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It'll have to be Judd. Shania is Canadian. (another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).


Granted... she's short on talent, but she is easy on the eyes. :)
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2004, 08:29:33 PM »
Female singers don't usually sing good country songs (as with everything, exceptions exist).   Usually it's just "pop" with a slight twang...I usually turn the channel when I hear a female singer on a country radio station.

Some of them are easy to look at though.....better seen than heard  :)


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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2004, 09:43:09 PM »
Put Patsy Cline's voice in Shania's body and...wow, another good argument FOR stem cell research! ;)

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2004, 11:08:16 PM »
Actually, Shania wasn't my 1st choice.
I prefer this Canadian!
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2004, 11:13:34 PM »
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(another embarrassing canadian female singer imho).



Celine Dion? :lol

*I'd like to bury her under a snowbank

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2004, 11:45:41 PM »
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Celine Dion? :lol

*I'd like to bury her under a snowbank


Not nearly graphic enough... You need one of these:



Foward, reverse, repeat until the snow is pink.
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