A couple of my favourites were the WWII vet who strangled his neighbour's french poodle because his country was at war against terrorism and the french poodle was barking - obviously taunting him "I am a French poodle yap yap yap".
... and Bozell busting into tears because Mexican labour was better and got paid the same as his crew which denied him the ability to take his wife on a vacation to Tahiti.