Author Topic: Now they've done it... (Read 740 times)

Sandman · « **on:** July 07, 2004, 03:50:00 PM »

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"America can do better," an upbeat Kerry said at a lakefront rally in Cleveland as he and Edwards and their families stood in a light rain under a banner declaring "A New Team for a New America."

"I want you to know we think this is a dream ticket. We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America," Kerry said.

"And," Kerry added with a grin, "we've got better hair. I'll tell you, that goes a long way."

Hair is overrated. Rip... Funked... chime in any time.

xrtoronto · « **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2004, 03:58:47 PM »

the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2004, 04:20:48 PM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2004, 04:25:00 PM »

Well, thats of course because we're really not sure what this "plan" of Kerry's actually consists of.

Think he'll tell us before Nov?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #4 on:** July 07, 2004, 04:31:06 PM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto
the best thing Kerry & Edwards have going for them is that they aren't Bush & Cheney

"Vote for someone else! And we're it!"

hell of a platform...

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2004, 04:32:21 PM »

It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".

mietla · « **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2004, 05:09:30 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
It takes a real man to know when to "abandon hair".

...some day, but not yet... not yet...

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #7 on:** July 07, 2004, 05:40:42 PM »

Hair is for women.

Personally, I would have been more impressed if Kerry had claimed to have bigger bowel movements than the Repubs.

Sandman · « **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2004, 05:48:34 PM »

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Originally posted by mietla
...some day, but not yet... not yet...

Just let it go... Grab some shears from Wahl and just do it. The vibration feels kinda cool.

mietla · « **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2004, 05:56:06 PM »

I can get vibrations and still keep my hair.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2004, 06:04:33 PM »

A full head of hair at 40+ yrs. old as a male just links you that much closer to the ancestrial upright walking ape. Bald men are evolved.

rpm · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2004, 06:18:49 PM »

I put the razor to it a couple summers ago.
Chicks dig it.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2004, 07:43:55 PM »

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Originally posted by rpm371
I put the razor to it a couple summers ago.
Chicks dig it.

Was the gash left between your legs big?

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2004, 09:28:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Hair is for women.

Personally, I would have been more impressed if Kerry had claimed to have bigger bowel movements than the Repubs.

Impossible, repubs are far more full of **** than Democrats

hawker238 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2004, 09:50:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Impossible, repubs are far more full of **** than Democrats

Zing!