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Offline SLO

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« on: July 07, 2004, 06:13:40 PM »
scared chitless......


walking home from work at about 11:45 at night....

very quiet on the sidewalk.....head down listening to some classic on my walkman.

see a white thing stop....so I stop too

upon closer observation...I said O MY **************** god.....shut up.....back away very VERY slowly

a beautiful Skunk....about 5 feet away from me.....tail up

man did I move back back and way back....
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2004, 06:21:35 PM »
That story will only hold up long enough until someone leaves a deodorant stick on your tool box at work..:p
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2004, 06:22:58 PM »
Wait till your sitting in the hot tub and one walks up. :(
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2004, 06:27:57 PM »
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Wait till your sitting in the hot tub and one walks up. :(


Ex-gf's don't count...
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2004, 06:35:42 PM »
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Ex-gf's don't count...


He said skunk, not skank.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 06:38:05 PM »
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He said skunk, not skank.


Doh! THere I go again, selective reading. ;)
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2004, 06:38:30 PM »
I like the faint smell of roadkill skunk.  My wife and one daughter hate it, the younger agrees with me.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2004, 07:30:15 PM »
try getting caught in a downpour in a park at night...

full sprint to the only roof outcrop from a building, round the corner and literally miss stepping on 3 skunks by mere inches

stop dead then start a full sprint right past in the line you were going while they hiss at you and try to manuever for a shot.




i odnt think my heart stopped beating outside of my chest for 2 days LOL.
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2004, 08:09:55 PM »
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Originally posted by JB73
try getting caught in a downpour in a park at night...

full sprint to the only roof outcrop from a building, round the corner and literally miss stepping on 3 skunks by mere inches

stop dead then start a full sprint right past in the line you were going while they hiss at you and try to manuever for a shot.




i odnt think my heart stopped beating outside of my chest for 2 days LOL.



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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2004, 08:28:23 PM »
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Originally posted by SLO
scared chitless......


walking home from work at about 11:45 at night....

very quiet on the sidewalk.....head down listening to some classic on my walkman.

see a white thing stop....so I stop too

upon closer observation...I said O MY **************** god.....shut up.....back away very VERY slowly

a beautiful Skunk....about 5 feet away from me.....tail up

man did I move back back and way back....


Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh.  Oh wait you're Canadian.  You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.

Pity.  Oh well.
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2004, 08:38:55 PM »
In Canada I first experienced the smell of a skunk.  It wasn't up close, we were actually driving.  I thought that someone was smoking dope in the fields or in another car or something.

It was the first time I truely appreciated the term "skunk weed".
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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2004, 08:43:00 PM »
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Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh.  Oh wait you're Canadian.  You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.

Pity.  Oh well.


you'd be a fan of Canadians...if you drank a few!
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Offline SLO

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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2004, 08:50:28 PM »
I rather see a living skunk then a dead one....

plus there are protected here in Quebec...we are not aloud too shot em even If I had a gun.
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2004, 09:07:23 PM »
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Guess you didn't have your legally concealed carry pistol with you huh.  Oh wait you're Canadian.  You gov't leaves you the "mercy of your enemies and the forebearance of the reptiles" and other wildlife.

Pity.  Oh well.


Oh yeah... that's good stuff.

Here's the world, according to Storch:

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2004, 09:13:05 PM »
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Oh yeah... that's good stuff.

Here's the world, according to Storch:

"I was walking down the street, listening to my walkmen when in front of me I saw a skunk and thank god I was packin' heat so I pulled it out and shot the butterer in the head and then I went home."



 :rofl
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