Author Topic: TOP 10 Things you say about your computer but not your wife! (Read 342 times)

ALF · « **on:** July 08, 2004, 10:18:25 PM »

#1) Oh crap....its going down again

wklink · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:01:11 PM »

When it starts giving me s**t I can just reboot the thing.

Blooz · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:05:43 PM »

It was only $300.00 for the upgrade.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:07:20 PM »

$29.00/month buys me all the fake tits and threesomes I can handle.

Seraphim · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:09:05 PM »

No matter how bad your computer is, you can beat the crap outta it and not go to jail

Hawklore · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:25:03 PM »

Let go of my Floppy!

I guess someone else watched Whose Line is it Anyways too.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2004, 11:27:20 PM »

at least with my computer speed counts!

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2004, 12:23:49 AM »

"There must be a logical reason for this behavior..."

AWMac · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2004, 12:33:59 AM »

Dammm her Hard Drive is shot and so is her Memory, need to upgrade now.

Sandman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2004, 01:03:00 AM »

Which slot does this go into?

jamusta · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2004, 02:21:25 AM »

I love my computer.

Wanker · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2004, 07:45:40 AM »

"I'm out, bingo ammo"

"Nice HO!"

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2004, 07:50:09 AM »

"Don't touch it you'll get your fingerprints all over it!"

Torque · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2004, 07:51:17 AM »

Let me finish, before you spit out my floppy.

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2004, 07:59:34 AM »

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Originally posted by Torque
Let me finish, before you spit out my floppy.