During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year.
Senator Kerry refused to answer repeated requests for details of
his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he had voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.
Before his departure, the Apaches presented the presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Running Eagle." After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap that it can't fly.,
