Author Topic: support the president ! (Read 344 times)

straffo · « **on:** July 12, 2004, 04:53:51 AM »

No more Heinz !

http://www.wketchup.com/

My god that's truly funny

Naso · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2004, 07:20:59 AM »

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Kuwait Times
“Americans allergic to the subtle Democratic flavour of Heinz ketchup can now plunge their ‘freedom fries’ into a 100per cent guaranteed, patriotic alternative.”
July 11, 2004

ROTFLMAO!!!

VOR · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2004, 07:46:51 AM »

ROFL!

Now THAT'S some BYGAWD great American Ketchup!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2004, 08:06:54 AM »

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2004, 08:28:27 AM »

George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.

At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.

"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

"Watch and learn," answers Hillary with a wink.

They all board the train.

George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes observe this clever strategy and agree it was quite a clever idea. After the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip.
To their complete astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says Hillary.

"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush, with a wink of her own.

When they board the train the Bush's cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Clinton's are hiding.

George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

(And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election.)

ra · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2004, 08:30:25 AM »

support the language!

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2004, 08:32:40 AM »

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2004, 09:56:31 AM »

Anyone read the fine print?

"it helps get rid of that up that awful aftertaste of bull watermelon that Americans have been force fed for nearly four years now. Use full strength, right from the bottle. no need for brats or burgers for this, baby!"

I just bought my first case...

rpm · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2004, 11:10:32 AM »

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MR. RUSSERT: Here's the concern: In December of 2002 there was a briefing in the Oval Office, and here's how Bob Woodward describes it in his book "Plan of Attack." "George Tenet, the director, and [Deputy Director] McLaughlin went to the Oval Office. The meeting was for presenting the case on WMD. ... When McLaughlin concluded, there was a look on the president's face of, `What's this?' and then a brief moment of silence. `Nice try,' Bush said. `I don't think this is quite--it's not something that Joe Public would understand or would gain a lot of confidence from.' [White House chief of staff Andrew] Card was also underwhelmed. The presentation was a flop. ... Bush turned to Tenet. `I've been told all this intelligence about having WMD and this is the best we've got?' From the end of one of the couches in the Oval Office, Tenet, threw his arms in the air. `It's a slam-dunk case.' It was unusual for Tenet to be so certain. From McLaughlin's presentation, Card was worried there might be no `There, there.'"

This is December of 2002. The president having doubts about the quality of the intelligence information on Iraq. What turned the corner? How did he become so emphatic and convinced during the first three months leading up to the war in 2003?

SEN. ROCKEFELLER: I think that was a substantive discussion of intelligence issues in that meeting. My own feeling, Tim, is that--and I've felt this a long time--is that there had been a predisposition on the part of the president and his team of some of the people who surrounded him, some of the people who wrote Clinton in January of 1998 when he was president, said, look, the time for diplomacy is over. The time for military action to do regime change has come in Iraq. And I think that there was a predisposition. The day after 9/11 Donald Rumsfeld was in the White House thinking about what are we going to do about Iraq? And I think Iraq was on their mind. I think the president wanted to be a wartime president. I don't think he wanted to go to war. But I think he wanted to be a wartime president. He saw this as something we had to do. Afghanistan was fine and that was important and then--but Iraq is what he wanted, and that's what he got.

Keep making jokes while you can.

MrLars · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2004, 12:25:40 PM »

This is funny. The Heinz Corp. donates far more money to Republicans than Dems.

The need to disaccoiate the right from a table condiment could come at a high price.