Memorable Quotes from "Jeffersons, The" (1975) 
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George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic. 
Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease! 
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George Jefferson: If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade. 
Florence Johnston: Where do you think I cash it now? 
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Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father. 
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me? 
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him! 
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Florence Johnston: How come we overcame and nobody told me? 
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[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out] 
Florence Johnston: [outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together? 
[Pause] 
Florence Johnston: Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me! 
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Mother Jefferson: I don't have to stay here and be insulted! 
Louise Jefferson: That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!