...
A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses
are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the
same one twice
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his
camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass
twice either!
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller
Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and
the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice."
