Author Topic: The VOSS CONSPIRACY... fascinating new book (Read 125732 times)

airbumba · « **Reply #1125 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:19:39 PM »

'Filmed in Tumorvision'

eskimo2 · « **Reply #1126 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:34:27 PM »

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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
OK ... I couldn't resist either.

ROTFLMAO,
Awesome job!

He has a book, a board game, and now a movie (STARRING MATT DAMON!!!).

eskimo

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #1127 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:34:58 PM »

a handle that would work would be: Cmntysqueak

eskimo2 · « **Reply #1128 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:38:45 PM »

Here’s the entire collection so far:

eskimo

Drunky · « **Reply #1129 on:** July 16, 2004, 09:20:05 PM »

I was going to start a new thread stating I Can Prove Everything Voss Has Said Is True (ala my Mr. Black is a Sniper and I Can Prove It thread) but enough has probably been said already.

Rino · « **Reply #1130 on:** July 16, 2004, 09:53:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Citabria
I'm asuming metaVOSS has asumed a new identity and game handle by now... any guesses on his next callsign?

Mighty Morphing Power Psycho? ;0

eskimo2 · « **Reply #1131 on:** July 16, 2004, 11:21:25 PM »

Man, this sucks coming down off of this thread; knowing that there probably will never be a better or longer thread ever. It’s kind of sad that it’s lost its steam in some ways…

I sure wish that Voss would create another online identity to defend himself so that we could play “Whack a Mole” some more. Or perhaps one of his “MiniVoss” cult followers might get a 64th wind and chime in supporting his furor.

Then again, maybe someone will make a Voss song or pull string toy.

eskimo

DrDea · « **Reply #1132 on:** July 16, 2004, 11:36:40 PM »

Folds up the lawn chair.Wow that was refreshing.

Trell · « **Reply #1133 on:** July 16, 2004, 11:39:18 PM »

Hey doc, I could have sworn that you were now in the old tucks, What, did you try stealing shamus's plane again?

Pooh21 · « **Reply #1134 on:** July 17, 2004, 02:38:39 AM »

Wow a picture of a three breasted woman, this thread has it all.

Citabria · « **Reply #1135 on:** July 17, 2004, 06:05:11 AM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
ROTFLMAO,
Awesome job!

He has a book, a board game, and now a movie (STARRING MATT DAMON!!!).

eskimo

don't forget his three multibillion dollar companies currently hiring hundreds of people, all run as subsidiaries of his primary corporation....
THE VOSS VAPORWARE FLIGHTSIM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY

culero · « **Reply #1136 on:** July 17, 2004, 08:28:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Moose1
If that doesn't prove it's DoK, what will?

Ya think?

culero

culero · « **Reply #1137 on:** July 17, 2004, 08:32:16 AM »

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Originally posted by NUTTZ
Thanx for filling me in, I was only aware of the 'B-17" incident, and the comp stuff.

as for you, you flying AH anymore?
NUTTZ

Yeah, mostly scenarios, but I also pop in the MA to make sure each patch hasn't porked me and sometimes to goof for a while. No worries, I'm still as much of a dweeb as I ever was

culero

Jackal1 · « **Reply #1138 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:16:21 AM »

So here lies the one known as VOSS
Stinking, moldy and covered in moss
His whole life was a sham
He lived just to scam

Scorpions, heart attacks, tumors and more
His lies were cheap as potato
A flight sim consisting of only smoke
He turned himself into a really big joke

Ironman, Oneman, GPreddy and VOSSie himself
One at a time , all put on the shelf
All of the many pathetic personalites
You need some new pants, You`ve wore out the knees

So I ask my l`il scorpion boy
What is planned for your next ploy
Bring it on back you scumbag seed
And once again your salad will be tossed indeed

DrDea · « **Reply #1139 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:48:25 AM »

Worse Trell.I pooped in the cockpit.Remember when he used my 109 for a planter?Paybacks.Actually Im kinda outta the loop for right now.I'll be back in there shortly tho.